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Well, I don't know where to begin. There's so many weird and interesting stories today that I didn't even get to check the news, and I'll talk about that. The news without the news.

All right. Well, I like to start with interesting stories before we get to the big meat. So there's a tour group that gives tours of San Francisco. How would you like to be a tour group or how would you like to be a business whose job it was to give tours of San Francisco? Well, apparently they're capitalizing on the situation, and they're now giving a tour that they call the Doom Loop walking tour. And it's a tongue-in-cheek ad, but it says you've read the headlines, you've seen the tweets. Now get up close and personal to the doom and squalor of downtown San Francisco. Oh, just discover the policy choices that made America's wealthiest city the nation's innovative leader in housing crisis addiction.

So apparently here's the funny part. The tours are booked. They're fully booked. There's all these people who want to see the Doom Loop of a city in complete disarray and decline.

Now, if there's one thing I lov