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. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Ah. You did that well. I think that was your best sip. Good job. Well, I don't know where to begin. There's so many weird and interesting stories today that I didn't even get to check the news, and I'll talk about that. The news wit…
← Previous segment →e about America — there's more than one thing — but one thing I love about America is that we've never heard of a problem we can't make money on. You name it. If something's going wrong, there's one of us bastards who's figuring out how to make a buck on it. And I'm sure that that's what keeps the entire system working, is that the dumbest, most unproductive things in the world can be going on, and somebody's going to be sitting off the sideline saying, I think I can make this work. I think I can build a business model around this. Free market for the win.
Speaking of the free market, Elon Musk tweeted that he actually put newspapers in quotes. He goes, newspapers? Just search the internet, particularly this platform, and print it out. Wow. You know, there used to be a good reason to read newspapers. Does anybody remember when newspapers had a comic? What was it called? It was called Di
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lbert. Dilbert used to be in these paper things called newspapers, and they would be sent to people like physically to their homes and stuff, and then they would try to read them, and they would get their hands filled with all kind of weird ink and crap. And after you read it, you couldn't touch your food. Did you ever try to read a newspaper and eat toast at the same time? No, you can't do it, be…
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