Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and there's never been a better time in your entire life. If you'd like this experience to go up to levels that you'll never forget in your small human brains can't even comprehend, well all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a goblet, a can or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, it's a simultaneous sip and it happens now.

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Go take a moment to sip here. If you're waking and baking, continue. Well I'm trying a new microphone setup for YouTube. It appears that the audio on YouTube should be a little worse than normal but clear. Yeah okay good looks like we're good. Here's something I learned just moments ago from an Instagram video apparently and I saw screenshots so I think this is real. The German high school stude…

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