Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. We call it Coffee with Scott Adams because there's going to be some of that. And if you'd like to join and find yourself at levels of happiness you didn't even know were possible, well all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, chalice or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

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