everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Very good, very good. Top 10. One of the best sips ever.

Hey, let's talk about the news. I don't know why this is news, but Fox News has reportedly pulled the pillow advertisements for MyPillow and Mike Lindell. Now there was no reason given, but there's a coincidence involved that apparently Mike Lindell has his own network. Is that true? Mike Lindell started his own network for news, and apparently Mike Lindell hired an ex-Fox News guy. Mike, um, what's his name? Why am I forgetting his name? The one who used to work at Fox. Lou Dobbs.

So Mike Lindell hires Lou Dobbs, who used to work for Fox News. I think they had similar opinions about the accuracy of the last election. And Fox News pulled the advertisements. In other words, Fox News was no longer willing to take money from Mike Lindell. That's pretty radical, isn't it? That you're no longer willing to take money from one of your biggest advertisers. Interesting.

But they got plenty of TikTok money, because TikTok's an advertiser now. No problem. What could possibly be the problem here? Yeah, no problem. So that's probably exactly what it looks like. Fox News would be a competitor, I guess, with Mike Lindell, so they just wanted to cut connections. That's not actually too surprising. Once he becomes their competitor, you know, can't expect him to play along.

All right. NBC has a news story today about what science has discovered about a giant 10-foot ape that lived 200,000 years ago in China. They found some bones, I guess, but they figured out what killed the 10-foot huge apes. Can you guess? Do you want to take a guess? Climate change. That's right.

According to NBC News, our science is now so good that we can tell what a monkey was thinking 200,000 years ago. They actually make that claim. They say that the climate made it difficult for them to get their normal food source, and unlike the other apes — okay, it's an ape, not a monkey — but unlike the other apes who adjusted and just found other food sources, these big old apes, they were too dumb and they decided not to diversify the food sources, so they died. So climate change killed the big apes.

Now remember I told you that you can't understand any of the news unless you know the players. Now allegedly — I don't have confirmation of this myself — but people who seem to know more than I do claim that NBC is a big old CIA propaganda operation. Is it? How would I know? I wouldn't know. But I'll tell you what, if they were, that would act exactly like this.

What do you think it does to you when you hear that something that's a little bit like you — you know, an upright walking probably 10-foot ape — don't you say to yourself, huh, if climate change killed that big ape, aren't we in danger? Yes. Now obviously there's not a direct connection between the 200,000-year-old apes and humans, but your brain doesn't know that. Your brain will say, uh oh, it killed a big ape just like me. It must be ready to kill me too.

So this is the kind of story that you would only expect from somebody who's trying to brainwash you. Now how many of you think the science actually knows why these apes died 200,000 years ago? Do you think they really know that? Do you think this science can figure out what the apes were thinking and why they died 200,000 years ago? The absurdity that they would want us to believe that that's something they can do or they can know — it's pretty funny actually.

You're saying to yourself, Scott, can you move that microphone because it's putting an annoying shadow on your chin? How many of you were thinking that just now? Yeah, you were thinking that, but now it's all better. You're welcome.

All right. Well, are all of you as puzzled as I am why the following story is not being carried by all the major news organizations? Is there something I missed, or do I have a date wrong or something?

Here's what I think happened. I think that Representative Tim Burchett and a couple other people in Congress had access to a SCIF, the top secret, most secretive place you could ever go to look