Back to episode — Episode 2352 CWSA 01/13/24
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everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Very good, very good. Top 10. One of the best sips ever. Hey, let's talk about the news. I don't know why this is news, but Fox News has reportedly pulled the pillow advertisements for MyPillow and Mike Lindell. Now there was no reason given, but there's a coincidence involved that apparently Mike Lindell has his own networ…
← Previous segment →at materials that are so secretive you can't even make a copy. So you have to go see the originals in a special little secure building because that's our top, top, top secret. Nothing is more secret than stuff that's in a SCIF.
So of course the representatives can't tell us what they saw because they get to see it but it's top secret. So what did Tim Burchett say after he saw this stuff? He said that it was obvious to the people who were with him and to him that David Grusch, the whistleblower about the UFOs, is legit.
Now David Grusch says that the US has in its possession numerous downed UFOs and what he calls biologics — in other words, parts of the aliens themselves — and we got them in big warehouses and that's well known. It's been going on for years. And according to Tim Burchett and the top secret information, which he can't be more specific about, he can tell us that everybody who was in the SCIF believes that the whistleblower is legit and that Earth is being visited by some kind of advanced intelligence, either from outer space or from the inner Earth or possibly the ocean or possibly North Korea, because we don't know what's going on up there.
What do you think about that? There was another representative who I didn't get his name, but he had a great answer for why Congress can't get better answers from the government about the UFOs or UAPs as they like to call them. And what he said was you can ask these guys questions but everybody is only allowed to answer in their little domain.
So it's actually possible — this is hilarious to me as the author of Dilbert — it's possible that the government is so incompetent that every part of the government only knows one thing and that the government collectively doesn't know if the aliens are real or if they have them. That's right. I actually believe that the government as an entity doesn't know if it has in its possession aliens.
Now I know that sounds ridiculous. What I mean is that if we had any aliens, which I'm super skeptical of — I don't think we have any aliens or any spaceships and I'm going to say that forever. Like you, I'd have to touch it myself to believe there's an alien spaceship. No, I don't think there are any ETs. But I think it's fascinating that the information in the government is so compartmentalized.
And of course every government employee knows I can only talk about the thing I know. I'll get fired if I talk about anything else. It may be that you can't ask enough questions to find out what's going on because there's nobody who could tell you not only what they do but how it connects to other people. And without that you wouldn't know what's going on.
And the politician who was on yesterday said if you don't know to ask the exact question they're not going to help you because they're only going to answer the exact question. So if you said to them, the whistleblower says you have — I'll just make this up — but the whistleblower says you have 10 alien UFOs, is that true? No, it's not true. What did you learn? You didn't learn whether or not there's aliens because you didn't ask the question right. You should have asked, are there any? Do we have any ships?
So that I'm just making up that example, but the point is it might be that the government is so ineffective and distributed and bureaucratic that almost nobody in the government can even answer the question, do we have any aliens? So presumably there would be a very small number of people who knew the real answer if we had real aliens. But I don't think we have real aliens.
Do you know what I think? I think it's a CIA op and I think the op is being played on these members of Congress. I think Tim Burchett is being played. I think that they've identified him as a gullible. I hate to say it because I kind of like him. You know, when I see him on TV, I see him a lot, I say to myself, oh I'd like that guy. Like he'd be somebody you'd hang out with and have a beer. Like he just looks like a real nice guy and he looks like he's actually trying to do the right thing. You know, he gives off the vibe of an actual citizen who got elected who wants to help. And I think that they're using him. I think that his sincerity is what makes him a little bit vulnerable.
Now I'm just speculating. I have no information to directly say that. But I'm pretty sure we don't have any aliens. So if there was anything in a SCIF that suggested we absolutely have some aliens, that had to be our intelligence people distracting us, right? Because while this was happening —
And then now here's the other thing. I saw a video clip about this topic yesterday and I said to myself, oh I'd better catch up on this story. Must be a big story in the press because if members of Congress are talking about it and they had this experience and they had this revelation that these aliens are real, that's like the biggest story, isn't it?
Did you see that story anywhere in the press? Did you see it written anywhere? I did a Google search and there were a bunch of videos that probably all pointed to the same video. Why would there be a YouTube video or two but nobody wrote a story? Members of our government just confirmed that our government has alien spaceships and bodies. Now confirmed — I don't mean it's true because I'm sure it's not true, but they thought so. There are members of our government who saw secret information from our government and then told the public, yeah it's true. And it's not on CNN. There's no written article about it.
What does that tell you? What does that tell you? I mean to me it tells me the press knows it's not true. What else could you conclude? It would be the biggest story
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not just of the week, of the year, of the decade, of the century, of the entire history of humanity. It would be the biggest story of all. There wouldn't be no bigger story, right? And it disappeared. The biggest story in the history of humankind if it were true. But CNN decided that wasn't newsworthy. Here's what I think. I think at the top of the news pile they know it's not true and so they do…
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