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So you know it's funny. I was in Starbucks the other day and I could swear I got decaf. I know I didn't, you know, because I watched him make it. But I was feeling like, oh, maybe the coffee is wearing off. But it is a thing that at some stores they will give you decaf if they ran out of regular coffee. That's a real thing. I don't think that happened to me, but it's a thing.
Well, scientists have discovered at least four new species of octopus, who I call octopi. Now you might know it, but it is appropriate to say both octopi and octopuses. One of those sounds naughtier than the other, so I go with octopi. However, if you found four new species of octopi and you wanted them to form some kind of a political action group, what would they be? Octopi forming a political action group. Octopi Wall Street. That is co
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rrect. Octopi Wall Street. That is their new political action committee. And you think that four octopi is not enough, but let me tell you they got a lot of hands. Yeah, they got a lot of arms. All right, we're done with that. That is all the octopi humor I have. No more. As you know, the sperm count among humans is plunging toward the ground, and by 2040 you can all day and you'll never have a…
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