rrect. Octopi Wall Street. That is their new political action committee.

And you think that four octopi is not enough, but let me tell you they got a lot of hands. Yeah, they got a lot of arms. All right, we're done with that. That is all the octopi humor I have. No more.

As you know, the sperm count among humans is plunging toward the ground, and by 2040 you can all day and you'll never have a baby. So that's good news. Well, it's bad news in the sense that it would be the end of humankind, so like that would be a little bit bad. But on the positive side, no unwanted children by 2040. You'll be just shooting blanks there.

Now what do you suppose it is? Science is all confused. What could it be? Why has our sperm count been dropping for years and years everywhere? Yeah, it's the thing that the news can't tell you. It's the thing that your government has never been able to say out loud. Our food supply is poison. Obviously. Walk down the street, go to a mall, look around you. Don't you see that 90% of your fellow citizens have literally been poisoned? They look like it. Just look at them and very obviously they've been poisoned. Not to death, I mean not quickly. They'll die faster, but yeah.

So I think this sperm count thing and you know maybe even excess mortality, I mean you know there are other possible reasons for that as we all know, but I think it's the biggest story that's unreported. And it can't be reported under our system because I got a feeling there are some big food companies that have some influence in this world. So we'll probably just run on a sperm and all die because we can't ask the right questions in our current system.