hat's nice. I'm live.

All right, let me grab my notes. Let's do this right, shall we?

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Oh, that was good. Sometimes I have to pretend the coffee tastes delicious, but today absolutely delicious.

All right, look at all those comments. It's not frozen on my side. Everything's looking good here. Oh, comments are scrolling too. Look at that. Look at that. All working good, or working well as you'd like to say.

All right, yes. Locals is not getting rid of comments. They will just move to the Rumble Studio so your comments will all be here. And then they're working on the technology to get them to be a little faster if that's possible. Might not be possible, but I think there's a 16-second delay on the stream anyway.

Let's jump right into it. The fake science. I like to start with fake science. NBC News reports there's