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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. I'm pretty sure you've never seen a better thing in your entire life. And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody could even understand with their

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tiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup, a mug, or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It's goin

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g to happen now. Ah. Well, everything's perfect now. Speaking of coffee, there's a new study that says it's good for your liver. Well, they should have asked me because I could have told you coffee is good for your whole body, every single part. It's good for your teeth, your hair, your bile. It's good for the things that are just passing through. Coffee is there. Anything it can do good for you…

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