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Back to episode — Episode 2454 CWSA 04/24/24

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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time. Today I'm going to attempt to get through the entire show with no cursing whatsoever. I know maybe I didn't do so well yeste

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rday, if you know what I mean, but today, no cursing. And if you'd like to take your experience up to that level of godliness — there's nothing else you could call it — all you need for that is a coffee mug, glass, a tankard, chalice, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy with me now the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

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Go. Well ladies and gentlemen, if you were a subscriber to the Dilbert Reborn comic on the X platform, or you were a member of the Locals community, you would know that Tina the tech writer is being replaced by AI. But in the ultimate insult, the ultimate employee insult, Tina will be asked to train her AI replacement. Yeah, it's probably one of the number one suggestions I get from people when I…

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