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ever imagine. Put yourself in their position. You're a single woman and you've been told and you believed it that an actual Hitler was coming into office to take away your democracy and I don't know turn you into baby makers or something. Yeah that would of course that would make you mentally ill. Why wouldn't it? So I'm not sure there's anybody to blame except the propaganda people on the Democra…

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your identity. Now if that sounded like a criticism it shouldn't be. You should take it as a mind-opening moment because as I've told you before even though I identify you know as far left of some of your opinions I prefer you as humans. So my audience are the people I would want to be around if I were ever in trouble. I would want you guys to show up first. You know what I mean? You know if my car is on fire and I'm trapped in it I want all of you to be the first ones on the scene. You get that right? Because you're the ones who would pull me out at great personal risk. That's who I want on my team. I don't need to agree with you on your religious beliefs. Nope. I just need to know that if I'm in a burning car you're the car that's going to stop and for that same reason I will stop for you. So that's important. So I'm very bonded in terms of that dynamic but I try not to give myself an identity beyond the fact that there's some character things and some policy things that we're totally in agreement on.

All right the anti-Trump legal commentators according to the Daily Caller. There's a group of the worst people in the world according to me who have a weekly Zoom meeting to talk about how they can present the case against Trump in the most persuasive way. So here are the people who are meeting on Zoom weekly to make sure they're all on the same page about going after Trump. So you've got Norman Eisen he's a CNN legal analyst. You've got Bill Kristol MSNBC legal analyst. Andrew Weissmann lawyer. Jeffrey Toobin. Jeffrey Toobin on the Zoom call. It's a Zoom call. Jeffrey Toobin on it. You're probably wondering are you just going to let that go Scott that there's a Zoom call with a bunch of lawyers who are anti-Trump and one of them's Jeffrey Toobin? Am I just going to let that go? Also has Lawrence Tribe, former Nixon White House counsel although he's super Democrat at the moment. John Dean he's a Lincoln Project co-founder. George Conway we all know George Conway and Harry Litman. And then for some reason Washington Post opinion writer Jennifer Rubin is in these meetings. So it seems to me that another way to report this story would be that there's a group of people who meet weekly on Zoom to masturbate over Trump's legal issues. I think it's being led by Toobin and if they're not jerk buddies I don't know who is. So I'm going to refer to them anytime I see any of these lawyers as the jerk buddies. They're just getting on Zoom and gooning over oh I think he's going down now. Oh tell me more about what Jack Smith said. Oh redact me baby redact it. That's how I see it. Redact me hard.

Is that true somebody just said they're all Jewish? Is that true? George Conway, John Dean? No I don't think they're all Jewish but the fact that there were a lot of lawyers who are also Jewish is not the biggest surprise in the world. No I don't think they're all Jewish.

So the TikTok. So they're calling it a ban but it's not. So the TikTok bill apparently is going to make it to the president's desk and he's going to sign it. Now I thin

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k this is a total fake. I don't think TikTok's going to disappear. One of two things is going to happen. They've got a year to fight it in court and they'll either win in court and it will stay just the way it is or it will be divested to an American company purely for the purpose of our own CIA having a back door to it so that instead of China having all our private information and being able to…

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