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My God, this is the best book I've ever seen in my entire life. I wish other people could read it. Oh, they can. All they have to do is go to Amazon and order it. The best book you'll ever read. If your father doesn't have one for Father's Day, well, maybe you don't love him enough. It's the number one book in religion. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have some fun here in a minut…
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Well, I don't want to get you too excited about how good today is going to be, but it's really going to be good. If you watch the pre-show, which you'd have to be a subs
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criber on the Locals community, you would know that every morning I make three 15-foot putts on my indoor putting green. Yes, I have a room that's just a putting green. Used to have something else in there, but I didn't want it in there, so I put in a putting green. Indoor putting green. And I take a 15-foot putt three times in the morning on camera. And roughly from that distance, I can make one…
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