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show. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. If you'd like to take this up to levels that nobody can even understand with our smooth, tiny human brains, all you need is a stemmed glass, a tankard, a chalice, or a dainty jug or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now fo…
← Previous segment →criber on the Locals community, you would know that every morning I make three 15-foot putts on my indoor putting green. Yes, I have a room that's just a putting green. Used to have something else in there, but I didn't want it in there, so I put in a putting green. Indoor putting green.
And I take a 15-foot putt three times in the morning on camera. And roughly from that distance, I can make one in five on a good day. So if I make three in a row, five times one in 125. I drained all three today. Three in a three. And that indicates an incredible day ahead. Not just for me, for all of you. Yes, I did it for all of you.
Well, if you're reading Dilbert Reborn, which is a subscription thing only on X or on the
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Scott Adams Locals community, you know that they've hired an Elbonian engineer because they've got DEI targets. The Elbonian engineer is headless. He has no head. But you'll see how that goes. The headless Elbonian hired for DEI reasons in Dilbert. There's a new study that says patients in the hospital might not need to use a ventilator because they're developing new technologies where you can br…
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