Scott Adams Locals community, you know that they've hired an Elbonian engineer because they've got DEI targets. The Elbonian engineer is headless. He has no head. But you'll see how that goes. The headless Elbonian hired for DEI reasons in Dilbert.

There's a new study that says patients in the hospital might not need to use a ventilator because they're developing new technologies where you can breathe through your ass. I'm not making that up. Apparently you can breathe through your ass if they introduce the oxygen in just the right way. So there's a chemical, you know, like a liquid oxygenated liquid that can be shoved up your ass, and some of it absorbs into your body, you know. And this raises a question that I think we've all been asking, which is, is there anything your ass can't do? I mean, it's doing a lot of work, and now it's going to have to breathe for you too.

Well, I've been talking through my ass forever, so it can't be that much harder to inhale as well. So that's what's happening now.

Of course, you may want to tie this together with some other stories, and you might say to yourself, was President Biden taking a dump on that stage in France, or was he trying to say something? It looks the same, apparently.

All right. China is going to put these floating nuclear power stations in the South China Sea, which they're trying to dominate. That's a pretty good idea, I gotta say. China keeps doing smart things for China. You know, you don't have to love it, but they're really clever about playing the long term. Their long-term game is just unbeatable. And it's so smart to put energy production where they want to dominate, you know, because whoever has the most assets there is going to become the de facto controller. It looks like that's going to be China. I don't see anything stopping them.

In my book, some of you haven't gotten it yet, there's a part there where countries create battle p