Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Ba-bum, ba-bum. Hey everybody. Hey John, come on in here. Good to see you. You know what time it is. It's time for a Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time of the day. Get your dopamine pumping. That's the sound of dopamine pumping. And it doesn't take much to enjoy this moment. It takes very little, actually.

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All it takes is a cup or a glass, a stein, the chalice, a Thermos, a flask, maybe a canteen, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the simultaneous sip. Get your simultaneity going. Here we go. Ah. Tingly shivers. Shivers, I tell you. Wow. Oh, what a way to start the day.

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Well, I'd like to talk about all the problems in the world first. Okay, that was me talking about all the problems in the world, because it turns out there aren't any real problems in the world, at least if you take it from the news, because the news is talking about a tweet. That's right. The biggest news in the world is a tweet that was worded in such a way that people feel bad for other people.…

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