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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

Back to episode — Episode 2513 CWSA 06/22/24

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And I'm pretty sure there's never been a better time in your whole life. If you'd like to take it

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up to another level that people with small human smooth brains can't even understand, all you need for that is a mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, or a can, a jug, or a flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

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And it goes like this. Now that's the name. That's the noise you make after the simultaneous sip. If you're making a noise that sounds like "H," that's the wrong noise and you've confused your memes, so don't do that. Only the people on the internet even understand what that comment meant, and you're laughing so hard now. And the rest of you are like, "What? Why is everybody laughing? Why is that…

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