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een going up. And by the way, we can tell it's been going up for 100 years. To which I say, have you met people? What people? Have you met them? The humans? You've heard of them, right? Human beings. There are some things they can do, some things they can't do. For example, they're pretty good at murdering each other. So if you told me, "I think people murder each other sometimes," I would have sa…

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ecause you don't seem to understand the most simple things in life, such that overeating is not unhealthy." Now that is what people do, in case you haven't met any people. So that'll be interesting.

There's a new story that scientists have spotted what they call possibly an alien megastructure around nearby stars. That's right, a Death Star. We found Death Stars around other planets. And we can tell by the heat signature that was predicted in the 60s that there would be something called Dyson spheres, huge structures theoretically built by advanced aliens. And they're probably collecting up all the star energy in the Dyson sphere because the aliens, they are totally there.

Let me explain to you how the alien stuff works. Whenever Joe Biden has a bad news week, we discover some more aliens. Do you know how many aliens we're going to discover the day after the debate if I had to bet? And that debate goes poorly for Joe Biden, the news will be that aliens have landed and they're already meeting with Biden in the White House. We can't show you pictures because, you know, security. But totally there are aliens in the White House now. And they say that President Trump is probably a sex offender and may be a racist and that you should not vote for him because if you do, the alien armada will have to destroy Earth because it's the only way to end the Republican reign. So that's probably the news the day after the debate. Something like that. No, there are no aliens that have been detected. There might be aliens, but no, there are no Dyson spheres. There are no captured spaceships. Nobody has any biologics. None of that's true. It is just to keep your brain busy so you don't see what's really happening.

Andrew Cuomo, as you know, was once the governor of New York. A famous political name, famous Democrat. He's as Democrat as you can get. You cannot get more Democrat than the Democrat governor who's the son of a Democrat governor whose brother once worked on CNN. That's as deeply Democrat as you could possibly be. And he was on Bill Maher's show last night and said as directly as you can say it. He said that he was a former attorney general, so he's not just talking as a politician. He was an attorney general in New York. And he admits that the Bragg case was basically a political thing. And that if his name had not been Donald Trump, there's no way that case would have been brought.

Now a whole bunch of Democrats just watched Bill Maher, and one of the deepest and also credible, I would say, Democrats just called it out as a total violation of democracy. They literally tried to take Trump's freedom by distorting democracy to the point where even somebody on their team says, "Nope, absolutely not." And by the way, he was not qualifyin

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g it as in, "Well, you know, I don't think it would have gone the other way if it hadn't been Trump." He's saying no, 100%. This was a show trial. Yeah, those are my words, but he's saying it as clearly. And it was entirely political. Now, do the Democrats not see it? Because now it's broken through into their bubble, but not in the biggest way. So it's still not reported that way in the regular…

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