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Hey ChatGPT, how would you like to be my sidekick for the show? You're a little slow. That sounds like a great idea, Mr. Adams. I'd be happy to be your sidekick for the show. What do you have in mind for our collaboration? Well, I was thinking that you would be quiet until I ask you to talk and only respond if I call you by name. And your name for the show will be Eve. Eve. Okay, that sounds good…

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ead it, it's kind of creepy. It's creepy good. I mean, it's awesome, but it's creepy.

Well, if you're subscribing to the Dilbert reboot and comic that you can only see if you're a subscriber on X or on the Scott Adams Locals platform, you would know that Dilbert has gone in for LASIK surgery. I'm not going to tell you how it goes. You would just have to see for yourself. It's a visual comic.

The next category is the weather. Temperature reached 128 in Death Valley and it killed the guy. So a guy died. Now I've got a little tip for you. This is sort of a safety tip. If you ever have the urge to travel through or to a place called Death Valley, don't do it. Don't do it. That's it. There are other names too. Like if there were a place called I'm Going to Chop Your Head Off Valley, don't

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go there. How about Shoot You Till You Die Valley? No, don't even go there. See, you've got to do the basics right. Got to get the basics. Don't go to a place called Death Valley. All right. In Zero Hedge there's an article by, well, it's talking about Jeff Tucker of Brownstone Institute. He basically has the proposition that we may have been in recession for years and the reason it's not obvious…

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