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cause it turns out in the real world when you go to look for data and then put it in a report, the first thing you find out is the data is bad. The second thing you find out is there's no way to fix it. The third thing you find out is that management doesn't care. That'll set you straight. People wonder how I became so distrusting of government and whatnot. That's what Dilbert's all about. Dilber…
← Previous segment →re like a dream sequence. Way more. Does anybody else feel that? Obviously lots of people are having bad lives. But if you just take some characters, Elon Musk would be one, Trump would be another, and then in a very minor way me. People whose lives are so unusual that how do you really explain them as just chance? It's pretty hard to explain anyway.
Let's see if there's any more evidence that we're a simulation. I'm going to ask you a question and if we're a simulation you're going to be able to answer this question without having any prior knowledge. This will be how you know you're a simulation. You ready? Do you think you can do it? Actually I'm going to go further. I'll bet you can answer the question before I ask it. Go, go.
If anybody's new to the brilliance of my audience, this is going to impress you. There it is. I'm seeing the answer go by. I haven't even asked the question. The answer is correct. 25%. Now you have to round a little bit. The correct answer is 24%. But I will take 25%. Would you like to hear the question? 24% of Americans believe Biden could stay awake long enough to navigate a Cuban Missile like crisis, according to Blaze Media. Right? You knew the answer before I asked the question. And I think that's proof of a simulation or not.
But yes, 24% of the public, roughly 25%, will get every survey question wrong in the stupidest possible way. And you can depend on it. Now people always ask me, Scott, is it the same 25%? Do we have a public where 25% of the same people are wandering around like nincompoops? Well yes, but it's not 25%. It's probably closer to 60. And the 25% is not always the same. So you could be in the 25% next time, but you wouldn't know it. You would just think you were right. And I could be in the 25% probably by the end of the show anyway.
There's a photo of an ancient spacecraft. Jason Wilde was posting this. So discovered in Turkey. It's a Taly relic. It's a bronze artifact that looks exactly like a modern spacecraft. Now you have to see it. You know, I've seen these before like in various ancient drawings and stuff on cave walls. And somebody would say, look, look, it's a picture of a person in a spaceship. And I'd look at it and say maybe. I can see how you'd say that's a spaceship. But maybe it's something else. You know, maybe they had something else in mind when they put it on that cave wall.
But if you see this thing, it's an actual three-dimensional piece of art. It's a guy in a spaceship. It's definitely a guy in a spaceship. I don't know what to make of that, which makes me think maybe it's a fake or something. I think it's probably more likely it's a fake relic than really there's a guy in the spaceship made in those times. But I will say that the relic is unmistakably a spaceship this time. You wouldn't look at it and say that might be something else. No, no, it's a spaceship for sure.
I was watching the All-In podcast and Tucker was on it. I don't know when this was recorded. Might be older. I can't tell. And he was talking about a small sliver of people who seem to have complete control of the Democrat Party. And the Democrat Party has a lot of control of the country. So that it's just a small sliver of people who are controlling everything. Who are they? When Tucker Carlson talks about the small sliver of the population that's controlling the country in a bad way, who's he talking about?
I want to see if you're on the same page. Where's all the people who immediately say Jews? Jews. You seem to be able to work that into every conversation. Well, it's hot today. Well, have you seen who's behind the heat? Usually I get that. Well, the answer is women. Yeah, educated women. Tucker thinks that educated women who have some kind of mental problems are the biggest problem in the country and they're ruining the country.
Now is that an old, does anybody remember maybe which video I'm talking about on the All-In pod? Is that recent or has he been saying that for a while? Does anybody know if that was recent? For some reason I couldn't find a date on it, which is weird.
All right. Well, I think people are coming around to the idea that batshit crazy women are the base problem of the country. And I wouldn't be surprised if that's what destroyed France and Great Britain. Batshit crazy women. Because nobody can say no to them and there are too many of them. They just have too much power.
And Rachel Maddow, speaking of batshit crazy women, she was on some event and she's pretty sure that the real problem is not that the Republicans will be trying to put her in jail but she's worried about the regular Democrats that you might round up and put in camps and stuff like that. Now the only thing I can say about that is that's batshit crazy stuff. That's crazy. And what do you do about that? We have a world where you're not allowed to say women are the problem. Not all of them obviously, but the batshit crazy ones that are Democrats are just breaking the whole system.
The pro-immigration women aren't just crazy. They're deranged. What in the world is that all about? Now I don't know what the percentage is of women versus men who are supporting uncontrolled immigration. But if there's even one woman who's in favor of that, why? Explain that. It's a mystery anyway.
So the media and the Rachel Maddow, MSNBC, are going hard as we knew they would on the Trump is Hitler, he's going to round you all up, it's going to be a dystopian nightmare, blah blah blah. And I've been suggesting the following idea as Trump's only way to combat that brainwashing, which is he's got to do an event that he goes and talks directly to Democrat citizens.
I would like to see him out to lunch once a week or at least just once where he just sits with some Democrat citizens and says, you know what your party says that if I get elected I'm going to be Hitler. I just want to talk to you and find out, do you really believe that? And just have a normal conversation as a normal person and let them ask questions. Because they might say stuff like, here, here's how I imagine it. But you want to have a federal ban on all abortions. And Trump would say no I don't. I'm totally against that. And then they would say, oh well I heard you were for it. No I'm actually completely against it. I've been saying that for a while.
Oh well, you also want to round up people. No I don't. Why would I want to do that? Why would I want to round up anybody? Well you mean the people who broke the laws? Well maybe even more than that. Why in the world would I want to round up somebody who didn't break a law? What possible reason would I have to be doing that? How is that going to be good for me or anybody else? In what way do I make America better by rounding up non-lawbreakers? Are you serious? They told you that?
Well but you said those people in Charlottesville were fine people. What, you believe that? You think I actually stood in front of the world and praised neo-Nazis because you heard it on TV? No, I said directly they should be condemned totally. You did. In the same time they cut that part out. Did you know they just deleted that part? No way. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, they literally just deleted out the part where I said I condemned them so that they could say it was the opposite of what I said. Did you know that? I had no idea.
But you said drink bleach. I did? Do you believe that? Where did you hear that? On the news. The news told you that I was in favor of injecting bleach? No, I was talking about a technology that was being proposed at the time for UV light therapy that they thought they could use a catheter to put down your throat and maybe radiate your lungs. And they actually tested it
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about that same time. So when I talked about disinfectants I was talking about light. But I probably said it in a little awkward way and they took it out of context. Well why did you say you were being sarcastic? I just wanted the whole thing to go away because it wasn't important. You know, didn't work. It became worse. But I just didn't want to engage on it because I couldn't really explain thi…
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