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oth human brains, I can't multitask. All you need is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice or stein, a can, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Oh,

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that's good. That's some good stuff right there. I hope it was as good for you.

All right, we still got a little bit of a problem here with my comment chat. I can make this work. You know my secret with technology is something doesn't work, you close it and reopen it and you reboot, then you reload the app. None of that ever works by the way, but it's what I do. You should do it too.

All right, I'm definitely going to make this work. There it is. We have success.

Well, you're probably asking me, Scott, what does the Dilbert comic look like today? Is it relevant? Is it funny? Well, I'm going to show you. How would you like to see it? So here's the Dilbert comic for today. Normally you could only see this if you are subscribing, but I thought you'd like a preview.

The pointy-haired boss says, "Our CEO is showing signs of dementia. It will be your job to cover it up." He says to Dilbert. And Dilbert says, "Why?" And the boss says, "If we get a new CEO, he might hire one of his friend

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s to take my job." And Dilbert says, "How bad is his dementia?" And the boss says, "It's like a mild cold." That's called foreshadowing. Foreshadowing. And if you... oh my, oh my. All right, so let's make that go away. Hey, look at me using all this technology successfully. Incredible. Well, there's a new study that says that one of the things you can do for Parkinson's — you know, 'cause Biden…

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