Good morning, everybody, and welcome to *Coffee with Scott Adams*, probably the finest time you'll ever spend in your entire life. If you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, smooth human brains, all you need is a coffee mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a thermos, a flagon, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy.

Now, for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better: it's called