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Back to episode — Episode 2534 CWSA 07/12/24

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to *Coffee with Scott Adams*, probably the finest time you'll ever spend in your entire life. If you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, smooth human brains, all you need is a coffee mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a thermos, a flagon, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy. Now,…

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the simultaneous sip.

Oh my goodness. The simultaneity of this was a little extra. Nicely done. Compliments to all of you. And may I add that you're looking extra sexy today. You are.

Speaking of extra sexy, let me take you over and show you the Biden-Harris store. Now, traditionally people would find the most attractive models, but

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they seem to have gone in a different direction this time. And here's the funny part: I can't tell if that's real. I really don't know. Is that real? Is that really a picture from their store? Like, honest to God, that's real? I don't know. I have no idea. That's what's fun about it. I can't tell. I suppose I should try to figure it out. Yeah, anyway, back to me. Well, there's a new study that sa…

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