What a show we got today. The stock market's recovering, the news is fun and funny. Oh, it's going to be good.

Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that no human can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask — a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now.

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