Back to episode — Episode 2595 CWSA 09/12/24
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s sip habit in you. I feel like I have to deliver every single day. So here I am. And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand, well, all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopam…
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Well, I've got the swaddling blanket of comfort on me today because it seems to me that the country is in a weird mental state. And what you need is, well, me. You need me. You need me to snap you out of this bad mental state. It looks like there's doom coming from every direction and the elections look iffy. Yeah, we'll fix all that. I've got an idea to fix all of it actually. Really. So although today's story will be short, you're about to see the best idea ever. Just wait for that.
Well, JP Morgan
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announced that they're going to put a limit on junior investment bankers' hours. So if you're a junior investment banker at JP Morgan, they will no longer let you work more than eighty hours per week, no matter how much you want to. What? Who works eighty hours a week unless it's their own company? Well, you can make millions as an investment banker if you do everything right, but it looks like th…
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