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Back to episode — Episode 2605 CWSA 09/22/24

Well, there we are. That's better. First attempt was unsuccessful. Oh, no sound? You suck. You suck. I'm only saying that to the person who has no sound because I know you really do have sound. You're just saying that to screw with me.

But so sorry about the uh fake live stream. It has started and then there was an error and I had to redo it. Let's get your comments up here on a separate screen so we can really have some fun. Nope, that didn't work. Let's try it again. Uh that didn't work and that didn't work. All right, let's try this. That worked.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. Starting a little scrappy today but oh my goo

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dness are we going to have a good time. And if you'd like to take your experience up to a level that nobody can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the…

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