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Back to episode — Episode 2605 CWSA 09/22/24

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Well, there we are. That's better. First attempt was unsuccessful. Oh, no sound? You suck. You suck. I'm only saying that to the person who has no sound because I know you really do have sound. You're just saying that to screw with me. But so sorry about the uh fake live stream. It has started and then there was an error and I had to redo it. Let's get your comments up here on a separate screen s…

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dness are we going to have a good time.

And if you'd like to take your experience up to a level that nobody can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it's going to happen right now.

Go.

Oh God, that was good. Sometimes it's really, really goo

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d and today it's great. I anticipate some good luck coming for all of you. You don't all watch the pre-show. I do a little pre-show for subscribers on Locals and every morning I take three putts from 15 feet. I've got a little indoor putting green and yesterday I made all three. Now from that distance according to ChatGPT there's a one in five chance that even a professional would make a 15 foot…

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