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Back to episode — Episode 2608 CWSA 09/25/24

Oh my goodness, what a good day it's going to be. Probably one of the best. Yeah, we're getting ready for the show of shows like you've never seen before. Good morning everybody and welcome. Oh, hello, that's different. Let's see, something's looking different here. Let me know if I just stopped broadcasting on Locals because I hit a button that maybe stopped it. But I think we're good. All right, welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time you've ever had in your whole life. And if you'd like to take it up to levels that are even

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higher that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup, a mug, a glass, a tanker, a chalice, a canteen, a jar, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens righ…

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