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th Scott Adams, and there's no better time. If you'd like to take your experience up to levels that even Tim Walz will be clapping like a seal for, in a moment when I hit play all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass or tankard or can or jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled plea

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sure, the top of the morning or the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Oh, so good. The only thing that could make this day better would be Tim Walz clapping like a seal. See if we can make that happen. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, there we go. All right. Cringey. It's a little bit cringey, but we like it.

If you'd like to know how to do the Tim Walz, yeah, you have to lean back, you've got to put your elbows together, and you've got to clap like a seal. Lean back, elbows together. And if you'd like a lesson on pointing, the pointing is very important. Your non-pointing hand has to be limp and soft. Your pointing hand is fully mobile, but the non-pointing hand you want to be a little bit like this. And the bowing, the Tim Walz bowing and the open palms like he's surprised when he sees people. Every time he goes to a crowd he sees some people he's surprised.

If you're only listening to this and missing all of my amazing impressions, oh, I'm so sorry for you. It must be so sad sitting there with

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audio and no visual when I am so visual. Speaking of which, if you need to find merchandise for Coffee with Scott Adams that features, yes, my bald head on shirts and hoodies and mugs, just go to one of your favorite search engines and search for CWSA for Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise to buy. It'll pop right up. Here are some security tips for men, courtesy of Joshua Steinman. You should fo…

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