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Back to episode — Episode 2646 CWSA 11/01/24

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Well, what a show it is going to be. Probably the best thing you've ever seen in your life, in your whole darn life. As soon as I get the comments going here, we're going to have some fun. It's November, people.

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It's November.

Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. That's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tankard, a beer stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled

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pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. That's right. The simultaneous sip. Oh my God, that was good. Well, the stock market's up a little bit, trying to make up for yesterday, which was not so good. Not so good. How was everybody's Halloween? I was giving out candy last night. It was a smaller crowd than usual. Makes me wonder if kids are eating less candy…

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