do whatever that is. And what they need to do if the Republicans is lie to the pollsters, make sure you drag your neighbor to vote and get this fixed.

Now again anything could happen but there's a 20% chance that history will be made in a way that will just be mind-boggling. It's possible and I have a trust. I have a trust in the male instinct that it has been awakened. It's secret. You remember the shy Trump voters? Well now it's not shy. Now it's strategic. Now it's simply knowing what to do. Now it's knowing what works and knowing it's easy and knowing it has to be done and knowing it's a duty. It's a duty now. Again I can't speak to women. Many women probably feeling the same but in the male world you just got to tell me what to do and then it's done.

All right. Trump is the funniest person in the world. Let's all agree on that. I have to read you exactly what he said about John Bolton because it's just the way he talks is so freaking funny and just the fact that he will say things that other people wouldn't say out loud. All right so Colin Rugg was nice enough to write down the transcript of this on X so I'll just read it.

So this is Trump in public talking about John Bolton. Bolton's a real dope. He was like a boiler. Every time if somebody shot down a little tiny crappy drone that cost about $15 he'd want to go to war with Russia. He was great for me though for a period of time because he was a nut job and everybody, I could see his face get red red red with that stupid white mustache and he'd be ready to explode. I took this with me and he never said anything but when Kim Jong-un saw him he said oh I think that guy wants to go to war. So he was great for me to negotiate with. Same thing with Russia. You know when Putin saw him I'd be very nice. I'd say hi Vladimir how you doing. And then two rows back they see that and they say holy that guy wants to go to war with me.

Now those of you who have been with me for a while can you confirm in the comments that when Bolton was first taken on I told you this is going to work out way better than you think because Trump's just going to use him as bad cop. You remember I told you that right? When Trump took him on it didn't make any sense unless he was going to use him as bad cop and then he used him as bad cop and now he's just mocking him about it. Oh my God.

But it gets better. Trump also had some things to say about Adam Schiff and I quote, I think this also came from Colin Rugg, quote they may hate our country and we deal with real scum. I mean like a guy like Adam Adam Shifty Schiff. He's a sleazebag and he's probably going to be a senator if you can believe it. But I call him watermelon head. He's unattractive both inside and out but this is a really bad guy. This is a dishonest guy. Not a dumb guy at all. He's got the smallest neck I've ever seen on a human being. He'll never be a football player I can tell you but he's a smart guy but he's just a sleazebag.

Oh oh oh. So how's the week going? And let me tell you how the week is going for Trump. Maybe it was about a week ago he went to a black barber shop. Absolutely just slayed. Goes to work at McDonald's. Oh my God play of the year. Just political gold. He drives a garbage truck. It's the play of the day. Play of the day. People have noted that Trump is enjoying this portion of the election like we've never seen. Like his internal polls must be pretty good because he seems to be just going for the jokes now and it's making me feel just great. Like when I see him relaxed and going for the joke I feel like everything's going to be okay. And when he makes me feel like everything's going to be okay everything's going to be okay because he's figured out that he scares people.

I believe he is now surrounded with really talented advisers and he knows it which means he's taking their advice. He is clearly taking his foot off the pedal of the provocative stuff and he's moving to can I make you laugh two days before election because if he can just make you relax and make you say you know what I could do with more of that. I could do with more of that. That was pretty funny. It's the right play.

So Trump has had in my opinion the best campaign I've ever seen. Now the 2016 campaign was remarkable for how different it was and innovative and coming from behind and in many ways it was remarkable and made history but 2020 was I'd say not a great performance but this election with maybe a few weeks where even his own side was saying hey you know that wasn't as perfect this has been really really good like on every level. And how rapidly they respond and they get him in the barber shop they get him in the McDonald's they get him in the garbage truck and he goes along with it. So what you're seeing is he's taking suggestions from various sources but they must be really good sources because if you take that advice and you're just hitting a frozen rope every time you get up to bat which he is. Frozen rope. Frozen rope. Frozen rope. That's like a really hard hit baseball is a frozen rope. All right so that's how well Trump is doing. I would say maybe the best week in politics of any politician in the history of politics.

So that was Trump but we should probably check in on the Harris campaign because I'm sure they're having a good week too right? What? Oh they're not. Okay well let's check on a few things. Well they got the Harris campaign got some good endorsements for example they got endorsements from a Diddy party regular JLo and also LeBron James a Diddy party regular also endorsed. Okay but she also got the endorsement of a number of people who are actors on the who are superpower actors who as Tim Young pointed out, I got to get his quote because it was too good. Tim Young pointed out that the cast of The Avengers did a Zoom call so you can see all the actors and actresses for the Avengers and Tim Young's comment on X was that the cast of The Avengers who all now look like they have terminal illnesses says it doesn't quite hit the way they intended. Do they look like they have terminal illnesses? Now I read it before I looked at their faces and they all look like they have terminal illnesses. Now what it is is I think they just don't have makeup o