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Back to episode — Episode 2650 CWSA 11/05/24

Try number three. Had a little technical difficulty there, but looks like the stock market is zooming today, anticipating a Trump win. Perhaps. Perhaps. Maybe.

Let's get our comments going. If you're on the X Network, you'll notice that your Dilbert comic has the wrong date on it, but otherwise it's great. No, wait, this one. Better choice. One or choice two? Choice two.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. I know I'm Scott Adams. I know. No, this is the disguise. No, seriously, I'm Scott Adams. I'm not Trump. I'm not. I know it looks exactly like it, but y

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ou're probably already realizing that this experience is a peak experience, one of the best days of your life. Good. We like number two. Good, good. And let's see if these comments are working. Oh yes, comments are working. Everything's working today. And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human

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