Episode 2650 CWSA 11/05/24
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Well, I think it's a good sign for the election because personally I've never had so many things go wrong within a 10-minute period. Every part of my production went wrong in 10 minutes. All the comics were wrong. Just everything. But that is not a harbinger of things to come because I'm feeling the luck today.
All right, let's start with a little science and then of course we'll be talking about the election.
Today's the 5th, right? November 5th. For those of you who are new to me, if anybody is, I have a bizarre mental disability and it's a pure disability. It's not. I'm not joking about it. I can't keep dates straight. So this morning somebody pointed out that I had the wrong date on my comic, which is normal. You know, maybe one in three times I put the wrong date on it. But attempting to fix it put me into a mental spin that I couldn't get out of because I have a mental problem with dates. So everything's off right now.
But let me tell you something that I got right that makes me feel good. There's a new study that found there's little evidence to support the validity of what they call the five love languages. Where did you hear that first? Who is the first person to tell you that the love languages was pure bullshit? That would be me. Yes. You didn't really need to do a study. I've been saying this for years. It's obviously bullshit. So they could have just asked me.
Nobody wants to talk about anything except Trump today, so I'll just zip through this.
Trump's final messages, his closing argument, I would summarize this way: We don't have to live this way. And if you vote for him, the golden age will be unlocked. And that's a pretty darn good message. Pretty darn good. I like that he's going to bring us to the golden age. I like that he's going to make America healthy again. I like that he's going to make America great again.
Now, I know a lot of you are filled with trepidation. And the one thing I like to tell you is that it's, you know, you've heard the saying, it's always darkest before the dawn. We can't tell the difference between the beginning of great news and the beginning of bad news. We just don't have that ability. But we are on the verge of both.
If Harris wins, I consider that very bad news for me personally as well as the country. If Trump wins, I think the potential is almost unlimited. Mars. We're literally looking at Mars.
But how do you feel? If it makes you feel any better, I feel Trump's going to win. I do feel that the cheat is in. I do feel that there will be attempted cheats in individual places and I think they'll get caught. And it might be that it's too big to cheat anyway. So we could get everything we want, which is Trump as president, Harris off of the stage, and maybe a very good argument that 2020 was also corrupt. Because if we catch some big ones this time, it's going to be really hard to argue that last time it was clean. You know what I mean?
Now, I don't know where the line is. If they find a few hundred fake votes, that doesn't say anything about the last election. If they find a few thousand, it doesn't really say anything about the last election. If they find 20,000, then the last election was rigged, especially if they find it in a place they wouldn't have looked in 2020. Then the story gets a little clearer.
But today will be a serious mental illness day in the country. And certainly whoever loses is going to be in distress. We hope that you're on the winning team and that what you see is nothing but fun.
But here's a quote from Zuby. You all know Zuby, right? Do I have to explain who Zuby is or is he now officially famous enough that I can just use him by one name and everybody goes, oh, Zuby? I think he's famous enough, right?
If you don't know, he's one of my favorite talent stack people because he's good at just a whole bunch of things. But one of them is social media, one is music, one is interviews, physical fitness. He's just got a whole bunch of skills that he puts together.
And here's what he said this morning: Imagine still having Trump derangement syndrome after nine years. Lol. Especially as a man. Pathetic.
Pathetic is a persuasion term for men. I don't know if it works for a woman. It might. I just don't know one way or the other. But when a man hears the word pathetic used against him, it's really powerful. Because you'd rather be a mass murderer than be pathetic because at least you did something, right? You know? So the male wiring is that being pathetic is the only thing you can't be. You could be a Mongol horde. You could be a criminal. You could do all kinds of bad things. But you don't want to be pathetic. Yeah, it's as bad as it gets.
Well, Naval Ravikant has weighed in in a way that I think is the most clear endorsement. And let me read it to you. He says, I think he said this this morning or last night: Leaders come and leaders go but don't change the rules of the game. Censorship is changing the rules of the game. Lawfare is changing the rules of the game. Importing voters is changing the rules of the game. Time to change the people who are changing the rules of the game.
Now, is that just the best summary you've ever heard? Yes. The country can stay unified if we play by the same rules and somebody wins by those rules and somebody loses by those rules. Under those conditions, we are a healthy enough country that we can say, damn it, I'll get you next time. And then we just do the best we can.
We're in a whole different world now. The Democrats have done the Kobayashi Maru. They're just cheating. They're just changing the rules. Whoever wins this time might be the result of whoever changed the rules the best because that's probably what happened last time.
And this warning from Naval comes as close as you can get to an endorsement for Trump, which is phenomenal in and of itself. I mean, if you don't know who Naval is, he's not political. And for him to become political at tremendous personal risk is a big deal. It's a big deal. There is bravery popping up all over the place. This is one example.
Next, Joe Rogan has officially endorsed Trump today. It's official. Joe Rogan, biggest podcaster, most successful, probably has a lot to lose, just said it. Not in Naval's. In Joe Rogan's. And Megyn Kelly. Megyn Kelly attended the Trump rally on the final day. She's fully in, fully endorsing him. There's a beautiful picture of the two of them just hugging for a selfie. It's just beautiful.
And the reason it's important is that she was famous for the first debate where she asked the question about his interaction with women. And he did the only Rosie O'Donnell move, which ultimately ended up affecting her career in a big way negatively. And she's still on this side. I mean, it probably took a little while to circle back, but that's a big deal.
But who's on Harris's side? Well, Oprah decided to do a big show and she said, quote, last night she said it is entirely possible that we will not have the opportunity to ever cast a ballot again. I think she was also talking about Trump winning and rounding up the hosts of MSNBC and some other really batshit crazy stuff.
Now, when I see Oprah, who I consider to be an unusually intelligent person, so if you're going to do an IQ test and Oprah was on the other side of the table, good luck. She's very smart. I mean, she's proved it for years. But when she talks like this, does she sound like she's Oprah? This doesn't even sound like Oprah. This sounds like some imitation Oprah or somebody who's being brainwashed or blackmailed or something.
And so I don't know what the situation is that would make Oprah go from one of the smarter, more useful people in all of America to be whatever this is. But my best guess is that she's got a duress problem. She's probably being blackmailed. It's just a guess. It's not based on any data or information. But to see her act so far out of character when Trump was actually like her friend at one point suggests she's under duress. Because she had nothing to lose by a Trump win. In fact, she would have made money probably because she's one of the rich people. She would have done better on taxes, I suppose.
So for her to be this strong and this irrationally crazy, it's almost like she's trying to signal that she's under duress. You know, when the people who are kidnapped are trying to send signals when they're sending the videotape. It's like she's going so far into crazy land that it's to tell you that she has no choice. That's what it feels like.
Now, can I read her mind? No, I cannot. Is it possible that her thoughts are just compatible with lots of other women in the country? Yes, it is. But it doesn't look like it. What it looks like is she's under duress.
Now, I don't say that about everybody because there are lots of people who are just team players. People have always been Democrats. People are dumb. There are lots of reasons to support somebody I don't support. But when somebody who's smart and productive and successful does this, that just looks like crazy. I say it's either brainwashing or duress. It's one of those two things.
So Obama decided to support Harris, I think it was yesterday. He went out and went strong on the fine people hoax. The fine people hoax has been the most debunked hoax in all of the United States. The most famous lie in the United States. It's the big lie. And he went out and said it in public like it was true.
Now, I would like to publicly do a face plant. I supported Obama at one point. And I've only been registered as a Democrat, I think, for most of my life. And when he ran for president, I thought, ah, wouldn't it be good to have some cool, calm, obviously very smart guy who is also black so we could just get past that? And then forever more we could say, see, it's not about color. You just have to be good like Obama was and you can be president.
But when I see him go out and do the most destructive hoax in the history of America with no qualms at all, apparently just says it like it's true and knows it isn't, I've got to say he's a piece of shit. Everything I thought about him being maybe a good person who not always had the plans that I like the most, but I thought he was a good person who meant well. He's not a good person. He doesn't mean well. He's a piece of shit.
So he is forever dead to me as an American president that I'll ever refer to with any respect whatsoever. So I have no respect for the man whatsoever. And I think that he just destroyed all the goodwill of being the first black president.
So I wanted the first black president to be successful. Kind of matters, you know? It matters because it's one of the big things that divides the country. Wouldn't it be great if your first black president, even if you didn't agree with his policies, you could say, but at least he was an honorable, respected man? Nope. He's not honorable. I don't respect him. And I think this is a disgrace to the country and an embarrassment. Frankly, just frankly an embarrassment.
And as I've said jokingly but not, every day that he doesn't correct himself on the fine people hoax, I'm going to say his wife has a penis. I don't think she does, but it's as easy to believe as the fine people hoax. So we're just going to call it the same thing. Your wife has a penis, Obama. And maybe you should clean up your act.
Joe Rogan had Elon Musk on yesterday on the show. I think that was a surprise. But Musk says if Kamala wins, the boycotts against X will get stronger and maybe X would go out of business. And then if you turn over to MSNBC, Rachel Maddow is saying that if Harris wins, that Musk should expect to lose all of his government contracts and be put in a prison because he's too dangerous.
This is real. This is real. That the most successful person in the world, certainly in the country, is actually going to be taken out. He's actually be taken out. They're going to destroy his businesses. They will destroy the number one free speech, well, really the only free speech platform. And even our dominance of space.
Yeah, so this is the scariest thing you've ever seen. So Elon is saying to vote like your life depends on it because it does. And Elon's encouraging men to get out there because women are apparently outpacing them. And he says you're not done yet. If you haven't driven your friends to vote, if you have voted and you know somebody who hasn't voted, you're not done. Your work is not done. You got to make sure those people vote. Drive them. Don't bribe them. That's illegal. But push them, poke them, drive them. Do what you got to do. Got to get it done today.
So here, let's look at the, let's see if we can pick up any tea leaves, see if we can see if there's anything in the wind that's telling us what's coming.
So the Google CEO, this would be Sundar Pichai, he sent a company-wide email. I read this on Mario Nawfal's X post. Company-wide email yesterday telling employees that Google must remain, quote, a trusted source of information regardless of election outcome.
Well, first of all, that's hilarious. They can't remain a trusted source of information. Are you telling me that the CEO of Google doesn't know that they're no longer a source of trusted information? Does he really not know that? Or is he just saying this but he does know that certainly half of the country believes that they're liars, that they're just hiding information for some benefit for themselves. So no, not only do we not trust the information on Google, we think many of your employees are just liars. See if you can fix that.
But there's more to this story. So that warning that the Google CEO gives to its own people, that warning comes after a phone call with Trump in which the CEO of Google personally called him to discuss the search popularity. And yeah, I guess he wanted to make Trump feel comfortable that Google was not playing any games.
Now, nobody believes they're not playing any games. I don't personally know if they are or they're not, but everything I see suggests that they're still playing exactly the same games as always.
However, so after he talked to Trump, allegedly Trump threatened to prosecute Google for alleged election interference. Did that really happen? Did the CEO of Google call Trump to say everything's fine, we're not biasing it, and did Trump say if you do, you're going to jail? Did he do that? God, I hope he did. I mean, I want that to be true. It sounds like this sounds a little too on the nose necessarily to be true, but I so want that to be true.
But the source is the Washington Post. The Washington Post is the least dependable source outside of Google, I guess. So you can't believe that that's true, but I'd love to believe it.
And allegedly some of the platforms are pulling back on their finger on the scale. We'll see. We'll see. I don't believe that the platforms have backed off. I think they may have just gotten more clever about it.
The Georgia Supreme Court ruled, I think it was yesterday, that ballots submitted after election day will not be counted. The Daily Caller was reporting. So that seems like a big deal, doesn't it? That they won't count ballots that are after the deadline.
Now, there are more rules changes lately. You've all heard them, right? There have been a bunch of court rulings and decisions about who does what and who can count what votes where and who's observing and all that stuff. But doesn't it seem to you that we're already past the point where voters decide? We're at the point where the only thing that makes the decision is the rules.
So the rules are changing right up to the day of the election, literally the day of. I mean, this was yesterday's decision. And the rule changing will completely determine who wins. So if Georgia had not changed this rule the day before the election, could this have been the difference between who was president? Yes. Yes. And a bunch of other states are making changes too. And so everything that's changing sort of gets back to Naval's point. They're changing the rules. They're changing the game.
Now, in this case, it's a change that I like because it's changing back to where it should have been. But we don't really have a system where the voters are deciding.
Let me explain the system. How was it that I could predict one year in advance that no matter who the candidates were, that the polls would be tied today? How did I do that? How did I pull off that miracle? It was easy. You just observe. The system is designed to make sure that the polls converge at the last minute to make you feel that there's something like a real election going on. But the polling is to manipulate and also to cover up any bad behavior, I assume.
Now, if your elections are always going to be razor thin close, then what determines them is the rules. So if somebody's allowed to count some late votes, if somebody's allowed to include some people who may not be citizens, if somebody's not taking ID, if somebody's not allowing some observers in one place, those are the things that will determine who's the president. Because everything else is tied.
So the effect of all the rules changes are now this big and the effect of the voters is now this big because we're tied. So it's only the rules changes that are determining who the president is. It's just the lawyers. So the lawyers are basically battling it out. So you hope that the Republican lawyers had a better year than they did in 2020, right?
All right. Here are some more hints that things might be rigged in advance. And by the way, apparently the platforms all allow people to speculate about rigging now. And that used to be you couldn't do it because if you speculated that something was rigged with or without information, with or without facts, you would get demonetized and disappeared. But apparently they're allowing it now, which is a benefit to free speech.
But so I'm going to do that. I'm going to give you several things you should look for if a rig has been planned. Right? So if there's going to be rigging, it's already planned. And if it's already planned, you might be seeing some signals early. What would those signals look like?
Now, I can't guarantee that there's rigging. How would I know? But we can look to see if there are any signals that you would expect if there was going to be rigging.
So here's what I'd expect. I would expect that on Election Day or right about election day there would be at least one major poll showing that Harris will win. You need that, right? Because you can't have every poll and every betting market go one way and then the election go the other way. So if a rig is in the mix, there has to be some illegitimate player, somebody that you already know is illegitimate.
So this is key. It has to be somebody that you already know is illegitimate and/or at least not credible. And they come up with a big, oh, Harris is going to win.
And sure enough, The Economist, which is a publication which is not credible when it comes to politics, let's say, did a model which they did some kind of iterative model to see under what conditions who would win. And they found out that Harris wins most of the time.
Now, do you think that the model that they built would pass any kind of analysis by independent people? No, I doubt it. It would be about as dependable as the climate models. Anytime anybody tells you they have a secret model that's predicting the future, you should hold your wallet because somebody's playing a scam on you, right?
So right on time, exactly as you would expect if the election were rigged, you would see a major publication, something you've heard of that sounds important like The Economist, say, oh, we've got a new model and our new model shows that really surprisingly Harris wins. Okay, right on time.
Now, that's not proof that anything is rigged. I'm just saying that you all agree if they were planning to rig it, they would have to have at least one illegitimate but legitimate-sounding publication say that Harris is supposed to win. And they didn't use a poll. They used a model.
All right. What are we looking at here? Here's a quote from Joe Rogan the Great and Powerful: Elon Musk, if it wasn't for him, we'd be effed. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear. And yes, for the record, that's an endorsement of Trump.
So Joe Rogan is doing his endorsement today. Good for you, Joe. I appreciate that.
Yes, the Economist is the Atlantic of the Washington Post. That is right, Yanks Yanks 28.
So what else? You would also want to see a contrarian prediction that Harris would sweep all of the swing states. Because you know the swing states look like they're going to Trump. So you also need something that doesn't just say the popular vote. You need somebody to come out and say I think she's going to win all seven swing states.
And today on CNN, David Plouffe, the head of the Harris campaign, said she could win all swing states. That's an interesting thing to say, isn't it? She could win all the swing states when Trump is ahead on all the swing states. Huh? How can they come up with something like she's going to win all the states where she's behind? Is that possible?
I think Trump did because there were the shy Trump voters. But how would they explain it? Well, there's this new thing that I haven't heard before called late deciders. Have you heard of the late deciders? You know, all the data coming in about the late deciders. Yeah, it turns out that the late deciders are overwhelmingly in favor of Kamala Harris.
But why? Why would the people who made up their mind at the end be overwhelmingly in favor of one person when they were sort of on the fence the whole time? That's the whole point. They went from on the fence to overwhelming. Well, no, we have a reason. People, if there were no reason for it, then it wouldn't make sense at all, would it? But thank God there's a reason. Do you know what the reason is? It's because Kamala Harris's closing argument was so strong compared to Trump's.
Oh, come on. Literally nobody made their vote depend on the closing argument. Literally nobody. But you have to have that argument for why things changed magically at the last minute. So we've got the magical bullet argument that her magical excellent close, which was no more capable than all of her blabbering idiocy for the entire campaign. But boy, did she close strong. And her close was so strong that persuasion alone, persuasion alone made all these late deciders go, oh, well, you got me now. You got me now.
Now, that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if the rig was planned. They would have to have a narrative that explains it. And there it is. The narrative is she closed strong. She was a better campaigner. I guess those celebrity endorsements really do work despite all evidence to the contrary. Oprah probably made the difference. Oh, it's probably the Oprah effect. Yeah, when Oprah endorsed, that may have taken all those people on the edge, pushed them right over.
No. Anybody who hadn't made up their mind the day before election day isn't going to be influenced by Oprah. Whatever it is that caused them to be undecided, it wasn't the lack of Oprah. Yeah, yeah.
And then there was the Iowa fake poll. I think I can call that fake because it's just so obviously fake. So the Iowa fake poll gives them cover that there was at least one poll that showed she really had come from behind at that last minute. Late deciders.
And then you'd expect David Axelrod and people like him, the luminaries and the smart people on the Democrat side, to say stuff like this. David Axelrod said that Donald Trump is quote not closing well. See, so that's the narrative. Harris had this beautiful closing argument with Oprah, but Trump, he was just dancing on stage with his customers.
Anyway, then if I thought I was looking for indications that would be rigging, I'd look for this in the news. This sentence: Quote, we don't know how long it will take to have a final result. After hundreds of years of elections, we can't figure out how to get a result on election day. As the technology improves, we get worse.
Now, do you think that they would be telling us we wouldn't have a, you know, they'd be warning us, oh, you're not going to have a result on election day if it was a fair election? Maybe. Maybe. But it's exactly what you'd expect if it were rigged.
Now, remember, all of these are just circumstantial. The evidence I'm giving is just circumstantial. None of these prove anything's rigged. They're all exactly what you'd expect to see if it was rigged. And they're not things that you've seen often. For example, the late deciders. I literally never heard of that before. Maybe that has been even mentioned in other campaigns that there are late deciders. So that one really sticks out to me.
Then what we'll look for is also for the classics. You know what the classics are, right? So these are the things that have happened before and they're going to happen again because nothing happened the last time they happened. So the classics: Some machines are going to malfunction. Do you want to bet against that? Does anybody want to place a bet that says all the machines will work? Or do you think that there'll be some important precincts where the machines malfunction? Do you think that's going to happen? Yes, there will be important places where the machines malfunction.
Now, there's one report of someplace that happened that didn't seem that important, but look for a swing state. Look for at least one swing state to have some kind of emergency, something with the building. Maybe there's a bomb threat. You know, maybe a fire or a water leak. And they just got to shut down that system and kick out the observers. The classics.
How about this one? Now, this hasn't happened, but I'm expecting it. Do you think that anybody will report any suspicious delivery vehicles in which the drivers refuse to say who they work for or what's in the truck? Do you think that's going to happen? Look for suspicious delivery vehicles. These are the classics. The classics.
Now, I'm not saying that the suspicious vehicles will even necessarily have anything to do with the election, but you can guarantee that there'll be reports of suspicious vehicles that may or may not have suspicious ballots in them. We'll never know. But that's coming.
And then how about the capper, the one that tells it all. Sometime today you're going to hear a story about Republican observers being physically barred from watching something. You know that's happening, right? There will be some report. Now, again, the report might be fake and it might be an unimportant thing that's being discussed that sounds important. But there will be reports today of Republicans being barred.
Now, I saw in the comments somebody's worried that I'm blackpilling you so you don't vote. No, you need to vote so that any cheating is more obvious. The more votes Trump gets, the more obvious any cheating will become. And if it's too little, it won't be enough. So yes, the more I tell you that it might be rigged, the more you have to vote. So just to be clear on that, this is an argument to vote. Vote as hard as you can.
Pennsylvania county gives an update according to Just the News. And you heard there were these 2,500 suspicious voter registration forms that got flagged in Lancaster County. And so far they've confirmed that 17.7% of the forms are fraudulent. Well, that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if an election upcoming were rigged.
But Rob Schmidt of Newsmax tells us that 44 years ago the polls had Carter and Reagan neck and neck and Reagan won 44 states. So the polls haven't been accurate since at least then.
But I would point out that when Reagan beat Carter unexpectedly and the poll said otherwise, that was a case where the guy who was going to build up the most military got elected over the guy who wanted the least military. Now, if you believe that the real power behind the thrones are always the money people and the military-industrial complex, then I would say 44 years ago we have pretty strong indication that the election was rigged by the CIA. Because what would give you all the polls saying it's close and then Reagan winning in the landslide? Cheating. Yeah, I think there's a pretty good chance that Reagan was a rigged election if you look.
But I've done this before. But if you look at the presidents who have won, it's been in different parties, sometimes Republican, sometimes not. But the thing they have in common is the ones who want to spend the most on the military-industrial complex seem to win unexpectedly.
So since I assume that our own spooks who rig elections in other countries would be perfectly capable of doing it in America if they were so inclined, I would say that the Reagan landslide over Carter might have been a rigged election. What do you think? Do you think the election was rigged or do you think the polling, all the polling was wrong? I don't know. It depends if there was any polling that was right, I suppose. If there were a few polls that people knew to be accurate and they showed that Carter was going to win, then I'd suspect that it was rigged.
So look at the people who have won. So you got Reagan who wins. In my opinion, it was a suspicious victory. It's kind of suspicious, right? Anytime the poll doesn't match the outcome is suspicious. Now, in the case of Trump, it was not suspicious because we knew full well that there were secret Trump supporters because they were so vilified that it was obvious they weren't answering the questions to the pollsters. So at least when Trump had the unexpected victory, the reasons were really obvious. People would just tell you, no, I lied to the pollster. Yeah, yeah, I did that. I lied to the pollster.
I don't know that that was the case in Reagan's day. Do you think people lied to the pollster? Maybe. Reagan was, I recall, under a lot of criticism from the mainstream media. But yeah.
So then we had George Bush Senior was the head of the CIA under Reagan. And then, oh, surprise, the head of the CIA gets elected as the next president. Oh, how about that?
And then the only reason Clinton won is because he had that weird Ross Perot situation that sucked some votes off otherwise would have gone the other way.
And then you get Bush who suspiciously wins over Gore again. It's a little bit suspicious. But the son of the CIA head wins and then he starts up some big wars. I mean, it's kind of hard to ignore, right?
And then Biden wins and the next thing you know we're funding wars. Do you see any correlation there? It looks like whoever is running our elections, hypothetically, is just making sure that the person who's going to spend the most on the military wins. And it doesn't matter what you know about them. That's probably the whole decision. That's what it feels like. I don't have proof of that.
Apparently there's going to be heavy rain in some of the swing states that might stop things. But I have a hypothesis that the rain will stop Democrats more than it will stop Republicans. What do you think? Maybe. Probably the Democrats say the same thing but in reverse. I say no Republican stops because of rain. That's what I say. Like none. Zero. Democrats, I don't know. Maybe women like rain. Often. So I don't think it'll necessarily stop anybody. We'll see. This might be the kind of election where the weather doesn't stop anybody because everybody's so incentivized.
Well, the most fun TV watching will be MSNBC. I watched some clips this morning and oh my God, are they crazy. Rachel Maddow talking about putting Musk on a bus or in a prison if Harris wins is so dangerous. Crazy.
And let me be honest, I don't say this just to be a partisan. Rachel Maddow looks to have a major mental illness. And I don't think she should be talking on television. Whatever that is that she has that needs to be just treated with some kind of compassion. But she should not be talking in public.
And Joy Reid is in the same situation. Like I feel like she so obviously has a mental illness and it's not being made better by her job. That there's something terribly evil going on there.
Now, there's some of the people on the show that don't look crazy. It looks like they just bought into some evil with their employers. You know, Chris Hayes, he doesn't look crazy. He doesn't look like he has mental illness. So they have plenty of people who have opinions I don't like who don't look like they have a mental illness. But some of their biggest names just seem so obviously mentally ill. How do you not see it? You all see it, right?
Yeah. Morning Joe, Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid. Are you telling me that you think they're mentally okay? And like I said, there are a whole bunch of other hosts who I don't agree with one bit. I don't think they're crazy. But wow.
Vance in his closing argument said something like, you know, Republicans aren't garbage but we're going to take out the trash. So then the MSNBC people groaned, oh, that's too far. Can you believe that he's referring to Kamala Harris as trash?
To which I say she's been calling Trump Hitler for years and the supporters white supremacists for years. No, calling Kamala Harris trash is just sort of ordinary political talk. If Vance had said that all of her supporters are trash, I would have a problem with Vance as well because that's not cool. I happen to know some people that are quite fine people, so to speak, who might vote the other way. But calling a politician trash when that politician has called you Hitler, no, that's fair. That's totally fair.
But to watch the MSNBC people groan like, oh, he's gone too far, it's just like weird mental illness theater. I just can't stop watching it. It's like a car accident.
So tonight I'll be doing some live streaming tonight later in the evening. And I will definitely be checking in on MSNBC because watching their reactions is just fascinating. Like that place, I can't believe it exists.
Then CNN was, Jake Tapper was trying to make RFK Jr. look dumb because RFK Jr. says he wants to remove fluoride from water. So who did Jake have on? Somebody who wanted to say that fluoride's perfectly safe. Do you think it was somebody who maybe gets paid for that opinion? I don't know. Probably.
I'll tell you what I'm not going to believe is CNN talking to somebody about my health. Never again. I'm never going to believe some reporters who are not scientists talking to some managers, some managers not scientists, some managers about how everything's safe. Come on.
And by the way, I don't know about fluoride. I have a curiosity about it in which I'm kind of curious. I wonder. But I don't necessarily think there's something wrong with it. I also don't think there's any chance that RFK Jr. would ban fluoride from all water without a very detailed scientific look and a public conversation about it, right? He's not, you know, he says he's going to do it on day one, but there would be a conversation.
Well, if that's not good enough for you, while you're distracted, according to the Independent, Chinese scientists have claimed a breakthrough in designing a real life Death Star energy weapon. So China has a Death Star. Apparently the Death Star weapon focuses multiple microwave beams on a single target so they can take out missiles and they can take out GPS satellites. And I guess it's not yet on a satellite, but in theory you could put it on one so it could just go up there and start shooting down everything.
So maybe who gets elected doesn't matter because the Death Star is coming.
There's a story in the New York Post about the FBI thwarted some guy's planned attack on a Nashville power grid. He was going to use a drone. So just some crazy extremist guy. And so he apparently had a drone and he had an explosive device and he had a plan. And they stopped him.
So what did they say? They say he's a white supremacist. He has white supremacist ideology. But yeah, I read the entire story about him and I saw nothing about that. So was he a white supremacist or is it just the day before the election and there has to be a white supremacist somewhere because otherwise it means that Biden has been warning us about white supremacists for four years and they don't exist. But isn't that convenient? Wow. Right before election day, there it is. A violent white supremacist that I can't see any evidence of him being a white supremacist. Now, obviously he's not a good guy. But so yeah, that's right on point.
Did you hear the story Fox News is reporting about apparently Kamala Harris did an interview with a Muslim influencer, an American guy. So he's a Muslim guy who interviewed her. And I guess they had a deal that if he didn't like how it went, he wouldn't release it. And he didn't like how it went, so he didn't release it.
One of the things was she was not, the interviewer was not allowed to ask her about, I think it was Gaza. You know what the most important question. So and he didn't ask about Gaza. But apparently they had guided him to talk about the question of people taking their shoes off on flights because then she would do a funny story about taking their shoes off on flights and then we would all relate to it and love her.
And so and she wouldn't even do that apparently. She started talking about seasonings. And while she's talking to the Muslim guy, I'm not making this up, she started into a rant about how bacon is a great seasoner.
Now, the Muslims, they're not all bacon eaters. I don't know what percentage of Muslims eat ham products. But you don't want to be singing the praises of bacon on something that's branded as a Muslim podcast.
And then it got worse. She started talking about pizza and her favorite pizza topping. Guess what it was? It wasn't pineapple. It was pepperoni. So she went on a Muslim interview and talked about her love of bacon and pepperoni when she was supposed to talk about taking your shoes off on the flight. And he couldn't even guide her to talk about that. And she wasn't allowed to talk about politics while she's running for president. And it's a tie according to the polls. It's a tie.
All right, great.
Well, there's some scientists in Johannes Gutenberg University Mainz. They have some kind of cobalt copper tandem thing that converts carbon dioxide to ethanol. So now you can apparently suck the CO2 right out of the air and turn it into fuel or ethanol at least.
And that would be the end of the world because if you had a device that could create something you could sell for more than the cost of making it and all it had to do is just sit there in your garage and just chug along. Oh, looks like you got another gallon of ethanol to sell. You're not going to be able to stop people from doing it even if too much CO2 got taken out of the air so like all the plants started dying. You still wouldn't be able to stop people from doing it because they could just have that little device cranking along somewhere where you don't see it just sucking more CO2 out of the air.
Now, I don't think it's likely we'll suck enough out of the air that it hurts the plants. But I know you wanted me to say that because you wanted to say it. You wanted to say the plants will die. It's plant food. So I said it for you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, today will be one of the most important days in American history. I do buy in fully to the idea that the founders have returned. It feels like almost reincarnation. It could be that what's going on is that there's a certain spirit that has to return in order to fix things. And it could be that that spirit which happened once in 1776, it feels like it's back. Not the same people, but you can almost map the characters of the founders. You can almost map them to a lot of the people who are in the public now.
I don't think it's a coincidence that Elon Musk, RFK Jr., Tulsi, Vivek, Elon, Naval just joined the team. Are you kidding me?
So I feel very strongly that the corrective spirit, you could call it God, you could call it the simulation, you could call it karma, you could call it justice, you could call it right or wrong, but it sure feels like it's coming.
Now, I don't want to be too optimistic, you know, because it's an unpredictable world. But I don't feel like it can go any direction except the way we want. And I do think that it's possible that Harris will be declared president. I do think that the cheat might be found as well and that could reverse it before anybody gets sworn in.
So I do think that we could get a twofer. Or a onefer. The onefer is that Trump wins and goes on and the golden age happens. The twofer would be that Trump ultimately wins but we find out that our system was broken and then we can figure out how to fix it. That would be the big win.
So I'm as interested in catching the cheats if they exist because I haven't seen any that are proven to me that are big enough that would change an election. But if they exist, I want to find them. And I think that Lara Trump, Michael Whatley, RNC people, I feel like they're the right people. I feel like the right people are in the right places and they've put the right people in the right places. And man, are there going to be a lot of complaints.
So I don't think that we're going to get a result tonight unless the secret Trump vote is way bigger than I thought. I was talking to my smartest Democrat friend the other day and he says that there will not be, and he knows a lot about polling. He's a polling expert as well. He says that this time there will not be a secret Trump supporter because they've corrected for that.
So somehow they've corrected for the secret Trump supporter. To which I say, really? How'd you do that? Because I had to tell them that I've been training Republicans to lie to pollsters for nine years. So good luck. Good luck.
I think the Republicans know exactly what to do and they know how to do it and they know it matters. So I think that they're not shy Trump supporters. I think they're Trump pranksters. That's what I think. I think they're Trump pranksters. Meaning that they do support Trump but the prank is not letting anybody know until it's too late to do anything about it. Now that's a prank.
Now, when you tell me that it's men who are supporting Trump the most, prank. We love our pranks. It's just built into being a guy. We love pranks. So yes, making sure the pollsters are embarrassed on election day would be the best fun. And every man knows that. We all know that that would be just the most fun to embarrass the pollsters on election day.
So I think that maybe the shy Trump supporter might be a thing of the past but the Trump prankster, well, that might be the future.
So we'll see you again tonight. You've got a lot of TV watching to do today as do I. It's all happening today. And we'll check in again when some of the votes are counted tonight.
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it is all right we had a little problem on locals there it is all right well I have no idea how much you've seen of me but it's working right now here's your simultaneous sip well I think it's a good sign for the election because personally I've never had so many things go wrong within a 10-minute period every part of my production went wrong in 10 minutes uh all the comics were wrong just everything but that is not a harbinger of things to come because I'm feeling the luck today all right let's start with the little science and then of course will be talking about the election today's the 5th right November 5th for those of you who are new to me if anybody is I have a bizarre mental um disability and it's it's a pure disability it's not I'm not joking about it I can't keep dates straight so this morning somebody pointed out that I had the wrong date on my comic which is normal you know maybe one and three times I put the wrong date on it but attempting to fix it put me into a mental spin that I couldn't get out of because I have a mental problem with dates so uh everything's off right now but uh let me tell you something that I got right makes me feel good there's a new study that found there's H little evidence to support the validity of what they call the five love languages where did you hear that first who is the first person to tell you that the Love Languages was pure that would be me yes you didn't really need to do a study i' I've been saying this for years it's obviously pure um so they could have just asked me nobody wants to talk about anything except Trump today so I'll just zip through this uh Trump's final messages his closing argument I would summarize this way we don't have to live this way and if you vote for him the golden age will be unlocked and that's a pretty darn good message pretty darn good I like that he's going to bring us to the Golden Age I like that he's going to make America healthy again I like it he's going to make America great again now I know a lot of you are filled with trepidation and the one thing I like to tell you is that it's you know you've heard the saying it's always darkest before the dawn we can't tell the difference between the beginning of great news and the beginning of bad news we just don't have that ability but we are on the verge of both if Harris wins I consider that very bad news for me personally as well as the country if Trump wins I think the potential is almost unlimited Mars is the uh I we're literally looking at Mars um but how do you feel if it makes you feel any better I feel Trump's going to win I do feel that the cheat is in I do feel that there will be attempted cheats in individual places and I think they'll get caught and it might be that it's too big to cheat anyway so we could get everything we want which is Trump as president Harris off of the stage and maybe a very good argument that 2020 was also corrupt because if we catch some big ones this time it's going to be really hard to argue that last time it was clean you know what I mean now I don't I don't know what the where the the line is is if they find a few hundred fake votes that doesn't say anything about the last election if they find a few th000 doesn't really say anything about the last election if they find 20,000 then the the last election was rigged to especially if they find it in a place they wouldn't have looked in 2020 then then the story gets a little clear but uh today will be a serious mental illness day in the country um and certainly whoever loses is going to be in distress uh we we hope that uh you're on the winning team and that and that what you see is nothing but fun but uh here's a quote from zubie you all know zubie right do I have to explain who zubie is or is he now officially famous enough that I can just use him by one name and everybody goes oh zuie I think he's famous enough right if you don't know he's uh he's one of my favorite Talent stack people because he's good at just a whole bunch of things but one of them is social media one is music one is interviews uh um physical fitness he's just got a whole bunch of skills that he puts together and here's what he said this morning imagine still having Trump derangement syndrome after nine years lol especially as a man pathetic pathetic is is a persuasion term for men I don't know if it works for a woman it might I just don't know one way or the other but when a man hears the word pathetic used used against him it's really powerful because there's you would rather be you'd rather be a mass murderer than be pathetic because at least you did something right you know so so the male the male wiring is that being pathetic is the only thing you can't be you could be a Mongol horde you could be a you know criminal you could do all kinds of bad things but you don't want to be pathetic yeah it's as bad as it gets well noal ravikant has weighed in in a way that I think is the most clear uh endorsement and let me let me read it to you he says I think he said this this morning or last night leaders come and leaders go but don't change the rules of the game censorship censorship is changing the rules of the game lawfare is changing the rules of the game importing voters is changing the rules of the game time to change the people who are changing the rules of the game now is that just the best summary you've ever heard yes the country can stay unified if we play by the same rules and somebody wins by those rules and somebody loses by those rules under those conditions we are a healthy enough country that we can say damn it I'll get you next time and then we just do the best we can we're in a whole different world now the the Democrats have done the Kobayashi Maru they're just cheating they're just changing the the rules whoever wins this time might be the result of whoever changed the rules the best because that's probably what happened last time and this warning from nval um is comes as close as you can get to an endorsement for Trump which is phenomenal in and of itself I mean if you don't know who Nal is he's not political and for him to become political at at tremendous personal risk is a big deal it's a big deal there is bravery popping up all over the place this is one example next Joe Rogan has officially endorsed Trump today it's official Joe Rogan biggest podcaster most successful probably has a lot to lose just said it not in naval's in Joe Rogan's in Megan Kelly Megan Kelly attended the Trump rally in the final day she's fully in fully endorsing him there's a there's a beautiful picture of the two of them just hugging for a selfie that uh it's just beautiful and the reason it's important is that she was famous for the first debate where she asked the question about his interaction with women and he did the only Rosie O'Donnell move which ultimately ended up in in a you know affecting her career in a big way negatively and uh she's still she's still on this side I mean it probably took a little while to to Circle back but that's a big deal but who's on Harris's side well Oprah decided to do a Big Show and she said quote last night she said it is entirely possible that we will not have the opportunity to ever cast a ballot again I think she was also talking about Trump winning and rounding up the hosts of MSNBC and some other really batshit crazy stuff now when I see Oprah who I consider to be an unusually intelligent person so if you're going to if you're going to do do an IQ test and and Oprah was on the other side of the table good luck she's very smart I mean she's proved it for years but when she talks like this does she sound like she's Oprah this doesn't even sound like Oprah this sounds like some imitation Oprah or somebody who's being brainwashed or or blackmailed or something and so I don't know what the situation is that would make Oprah go from one of the smart more useful people in all of America to be whatever this is but my best guess is that she's got a a Dy problem she's probably being blackmailed it's just a guess it's not based on any data or information but to see her act so far and of character when when Trump was actually like her friend at one point um suggest she's under duress because she had nothing to lose by a trump in fact she would have made money probably because she's one of the rich people she would have done better on taxes I suppose so for her to be this strong and this irrationally crazy it it's almost like she's trying to signal that she's under dress you know when the uh when the Black the people were kidnapped are trying to send signals when they're sending the videotape you know the win it's like she's going so far into Crazy Land that it's to tell you that she has no choice that's what it feels like now can I read her mind no I cannot is it possible that her thoughts are just compatible with lots of other women in in the country yes it is but it doesn't look like it what it looks like is she's under dress now I don't say that about everybody because there are lots of people are just team players people have always been Democrats people are dumb people you know there are lots of reasons to support some I don't support but when somebody who's smart and productive and successful does this that just looks bad crazy I say it's either brainwashing or duress it's one of those two things so Obama decided to uh support uh Harris I think it was yesterday he went out and went strong on the fine people hoax the fine people hoax after as been the most debunked hoax in all of the United States the most famous lie in the United States it's the big lie and he went out and said it in public like it was true now I would like to publicly do a face plant I supported Obama at one point um and I've only been registered as a Democrat I think for most of my life and when he ran for president I thought ah wouldn't it be good to have some cool calm obviously very smart guy who is also black so we could just get past that and then forever more we could say see it's not it's not about color you just have to be you know good like Obama was and you can be president but when I see him go out and do the most destructive hoax in the history of America with no qualms at all apparently just says it like it's true and knows it isn't I've got to say he's a piece of uh everything I thought about him being maybe a good person who you know not always had the plans that I like the most but you I thought he was a good person who meant well he's not a good person he doesn't mean well he's a piece of so he is forever dead to me as an American president that I'll ever refer to with any respect whatsoever so I have no respect for the man whatsoever and I think that he just destroyed all the Goodwill of being the first black president so I wanted the first black president to be successful kind of matters you know it matters because it's one of the big things that divides the country wouldn't it be great if your first black president even if you didn't agree with his policies you could say but at least he was a an honorable respected man nope he's not honorable I don't respect him and I think this is a disgrace to the country and an embarrassment frankly just frankly an embarrassment and uh as I've said jokingly but not uh every day that he's he doesn't correct himself on the fine people hoax I'm going to say his wife has a I don't think she does but it's as it's as easy to believe as to find people HS so we're just going to call it the same thing your wife has a Obama and uh maybe you should clean up your act Joe Joe Rogan had uh Elon Musk on yesterday on the show I think that was a surprise but musk says if K wins uh the boycuts against X will get stronger and uh maybe X would go out of business and then if you turn over to um MSNBC Rachel madcow is saying that if Harris wins that musk should expect to lose all of his government contracts and be put in a business because he's too dangerous this is real this is real that the most successful person in the world if you know certainly the country is actually going to be taken out he's actually be taken out they're going to destroy his businesses they will destroy the number one free speech well really the only free speech platform and even our even our uh dominance of space yeah so this is the scariest thing you've ever seen so Elon is saying to vote like your life depend depends on it because it does and elon's encouraging men to get out there because women are apparently outpacing um and he says you're not done yet if you haven't driven your friends to vote if you have voted and you know somebody who hasn't voted you're not done you all get that right if there's anybody you know who's registered to vote and they haven't voted you're not done your work is not done you got to make sure those people vote drive them don't bribe them that's illegal but push them poke them drive them do what you got to do got to get it done today uh so here let's look at the uh let's see if we can pick up any tea leaves see if we can see if there's anything in the wind that's telling us what's coming so the Google CEO this would be a Sundar pich he sent a UR companywide email I I read this on Mario Na's expost uh companywide email yesterday telling employees that Google must remain quote a trusted source of information regardless of election outcome well first of all that's hilarious they can't remain a trusted source of information are you telling me that the CEO of Google doesn't know that they're no longer a source of trusted information that does he really not know that or is he just saying this but he does know that certainly half of the country believes that they're Liars that they're just hiding information for some benefit of from themselves so no not only do we not trust the information on Google we think many of your employees are just liars see if you can fix that but there's more to this story so that warning that that Google CEO gives to its own people that warning comes after a phone call with Trump uh in which the CEO of Google um personally called him uh to discuss the search popularity and uh yeah I guess the I guess he wanted to make Trump feel comfortable that Google was not playing any games now nobody believes they're not playing any games I don't personally know if they are or they're not but everything I see suggests that they're still playing exactly the same games as always however so after he talked to Trump allegedly uh Trump threatened to prosecute Google for alleged election interference did that really happen did the CEO of Google called Trump to say everything's fine we're not we're not biasing it and did Trump say if you do you're going to jail did he do that God I hope he did I mean I want that to be true it sounds like you know this sounds a little too too on the nose necessarily to be true but I so want that to be true um but the uh the the source is the Washington Post The Washington Post is the least Dependable uh Source outside of Google I guess so you can't believe that that's true but I'd love to believe it um and uh allegedly some of the uh some of the platforms are pulling back on their finger on the on the scale we'll see we'll see I don't believe that the platforms have backed off I think they may have just gotten more clever about it the Georgia Supreme Court ruled I think it was yesterday that uh ballots submitted after election day will not be counted the Daily Caller was reporting um so that seems like a big deal doesn't it that they won't count ballots that are after the deadline now there are more rules changes lately you've all heard them right there been been a bunch of court rulings and decisions about who does what and who can who can count what votes where and who's observing and all that stuff but doesn't it seem to you that we've we're already past the point where voters decide we're at the point where the only thing that makes the decision is the rules so the rules are changing right up to the day of the election literally the day of I mean this was yesterday's decision and the rule changing will completely determine who wins so if Georgia had not changed this rule the day before the election could this have been the difference between who was president yes yes and a bunch of other states are making changes too and there so everything that's changing sort of gets back to uh you know nal's point they're changing the rules they're changing the game now in this case it's a change that I like because it's changing back to where it should have been but we don't really have a system where the voters are deciding let me explain the system how was it that I could predict one year in advance that no matter who the candidates were that the polls would be tied today how did I do that how did I pull off that Miracle it was easy you just observe the system is is designed to make sure that the polls converge at the last minute to make you feel that there's something like a real election going on but the polling is you know to manipulate and also to cover up any bad behavior I assume now if your elections are always going to be razor thin close then what determines them is the rules so if somebody's allowed to count some late votes if somebody's allowed to include some people who may not be citizens if somebody's not taking ID if somebody's not allowing some observers in one place those are the things that will determine who's the president because everything else is tied so the the effect of all the rules changes are now this big and the effect of the voters is now this big because we're we're tied so it's only the rules changes that are determining who the president is it's just the lawyers so the lawyers are basically battling it out so you hope that the Republican lawyers had a better year than they did in 2020 right all right uh here are some more hints that things might be rigged in advance uh and by the way apparently the platforms all allow people to speculate about rigging now and that used to be you couldn't do it because if you speculated that something was rigging was rigged uh with or without information uh with or without facts um you would get demonetized and and disappeared but apparently they're allowing it now which is a benefit to free speech but uh so I'm going to do that uh I'm going to I'm going to give you several things you should look for if a rig has planned right so if there's going to be rigging it's already planned and if it's already planned you might be seeing some signals early what would those signals look like now I can't guarantee that there's rigging how would I know but we can look to see if there are any signals that you would expect if there was going to be rigging so here's what I'd expect I would expect that on Election Day or right about election day there would be at least one major poll showing that Harris will win you need that right because you can't have every poll and every betting Market go one way and then the election go the other way so if a rig is if a rig is in the the mix there has to be some illegitimate player somebody that you already know is illegitimate so this is key it has to be somebody that you already know is illegitimate and or at least not credible and they come up with a big oh Harris is going to win and sure enough The Economist which is a publication which is not credible when it comes to politics let's say uh did a model which they did some kind of iterative model to see under what conditions who would win and they found out that Harris wins most of the time now do you think that the model that they built would pass any kind of analysis by independent people no I doubt it it would be about as Dependable as the climate models anytime anybody tells you they have a secret model that's predicting the future you should hold your wallet because somebody's somebody's playing a scam on you right so right on time exactly as you would expect if the election were rigged you would see a major publication something you've heard of that sounds important like The Economist say oh we've got a new model and our new model shows that really surprisingly Harris wins okay right on time now that's not proof that anything is rigged I'm just saying that you all agree if they were planning to rig it they would have to have at least one illegitimate but legitimate sounding publication say that Harris is supposed to win and they didn't use a poll they used a model all right what are we looking at here um here's a quote from Joe Rogan the Great and Powerful Elon Musk if it wasn't for him we'd be effed he makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear and yes for the record that's an endorsement of trump so so Joe Rogan is doing his endorsement today good for you Joe I appreciate that yes the economist is the Atlantic of the Washington Post that is right Yanks Yanks 28 so what else um you would also want to see a contrarian prediction that Harris would sweep all of the Swing States because you know the swing States look like they're going to Trump so you also need something that doesn't just say the popular vote you need somebody to come out and say I think I think she's going to win all seven swing States and today uh on CNS David plof the head of the Harris campaign said she could win all swing States that's a interesting thing to say isn't it she could win all the swing States when Trump is ahead on all the swing States huh how can how can how can they come up with something like she's going to win all the states where she's behind is that possible I think Trump did because there were the you know shy Trump voters but how would they explain it well there's this new thing that I haven't heard before called late deciders have you heard of the late deciders you know the all the the data coming in about the late deciders yeah it turns out that the late deciders are overwhelmingly in favor of Kam LA haris but why why would the people who made up their their mind at the end be overwhelmingly in in favor of one person when they were sort of on the fence the whole time that's the whole point they went from on the fence to overwhelming well no we have a reason people if there were no reason for it then it wouldn't make sense at all would it but thank God there's a reason do you know what the reason is it's because KL Harris's closing argument was so strong compared to Trump's oh come on literally nobody made their vote depend on the closing argument literally nobody but you have to have that argument for why things changed magically at the last minute so we've got the magical bullet argument that her magical excellent clothes which was no more capable than all of her her blabbering idiocy for the entire campaign but boy did she close strong and her cloth was so strong that persuasion alone persuasion alone made all these late deciders go oh well you got me now you got me now now that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if the rig was planned they would have to have a narrative that explains it and there it is the narrative is she closed strong she was a better campaigner I guess those celebrity endorsements really do work despite all evidence to the contrary Oprah probably made the difference oh it's probably the Oprah fact yeah opr when Oprah endorser that that may have taken all those people on the edge pushed him right over no anybody who hadn't made up their mind the day before election day isn't going to be influenced by Oprah whatever it is that caused them to be undecided it wasn't the lack of Oprah yeah yeah and then there was the Iowa fake poll I think I can call that fake because it's just so obviously fake so the Iowa fake poll gives them cover that there was at least one poll that showed she really had come from behind at that last minute late deciders and then then you'd expect David Axelrod and people like him the you know The Luminaries and the smart people on the Democrat side to say stuff like this David oxar said that Donald Trump is quote not closing well see so that's the narrative Harris had this beautiful closing argument with Oprah but Trump he was just you know dancing on stage with his customers um anyway then if I thought I was looking for indications that would be rigging I'd look for this in the news this sentence quote we don't know how long it will take to have a final result after hundreds of years of Elections we can't figure out how to get a result on Election Day as the technology improves we get worse now do you think that they would be telling us we wouldn't have a you know they'd be warning us oh you're not going to have a result on Election Day if it was a fair election maybe maybe but it's exactly what you'd expect if it were rigged now remember all of these are just circumstantial the the evidence I'm giving just circumstantial none of these prove anything's rigged there all exactly what you'd expect to see if it was rigged and they're not things that you've seen often for example the late deciders I I literally never heard of that before maybe that's has that been even mentioned in other campaigns that there are late deciders so that one's that one really sticks out to me um then then what we'll look forward is also for the classics you know what the classics are right so these are the things that have happened before and they're going to happen again because nothing happened the last time they happened so the classics some machines are going to malfunction do you want to bet against that does anybody want to place a bat that says all the machines will work or do you think that there'll be some important precincts where the machines malfunction do you think that's going to happen yes there will be important places where the machines malfunction now there's one there's one report of someplace that happened that didn't seem that important but look for a swing state look for at least one swing state to have some kind of emergency something with the building maybe there's a bomb threat you know maybe a maybe a fire or a water leak and they just got to shut down that system and kick out The Observers the classics how about this one now this hasn't happened but I'm expecting it do you do you think that anybody will report any suspicious delivery vehicles in which the drivers refuse to say who they work for or what's in the truck do you think that's going to happen look for suspicious delivery vehicles these are the classics the classics now I'm not saying that the suspicious Vehicles will even necessarily have any anything to do with the election but you can guarantee that there'll be reports of suspicious vehicles that may or may not have suspicious ballots in them we'll never know but that's coming uh and then how about the Capper the the the one that tells it all sometime today you're can to hear a story about Republican observers being physically barred from watching something you know that's happening right there will be some report now again the report might be fake and it might be an unimportant thing that's being discussed that sounds important but there will be reports today of Republicans um of Republicans being uh barred now I saw in the comments somebody's worried that I'm blackpilling you so you don't vote no you need to vote so that any any cheating is more obvious the the more votes Trump gets the more obvious any cheating will become and if it's too little it won't be enough so yes the the more I tell you that it might be a Rigg the more you have to vote so that just just to be clear on that this is an argument to vote vote as hard as you can Pennsylvania county gives an update according to just news and you heard there were these 2500 suspicious voter registration forms that got flagged in Lancaster County and so far they've confirmed that 177% of the forms are fraudulent well that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if an election upcoming were rigged but Rob Schmidt of Newsmax tells us that 44 years ago the polls had card and Reagan neck and neck and Reagan won 4 44 States so the polls haven't been accurate since at least then but I would point out that uh that when Reagan beat Carter unexpectedly and the poll said otherwise that was a case where the guy who was going to build up the most military got elected over the guy who wanted the least military now if you believe that uh the real power behind the Thrones are always the the money people and the military-industrial complex then I would say 44 years ago we have pretty strong indication that the election was rigged by the CIA because what would give you all the polls saying it's close and then Reagan winning in the landslide cheating yeah I think there's a pretty good chance that Reagan um Reagan was a rigged election if you look but I've I've done this before but if you look at the presidents who have won it's been in different parties sometimes Republican sometimes not but the thing they have in common is the ones who want to spend the most on the military-industrial complex seem to win you know unexpectedly so since I assume that our own uh Spooks who rig elections in other countries would be perfectly capable of doing it in in America if they were so inclined I would say that the the Reagan um Landslide over Carter might have been a rigged election what do you think do you think the election was rigged or do you think the polling all the polling was wrong I don't know it depends if there was any polling that was right I suppose if there were a few polls that people knew to be accurate and they showed that uh Carter was going to win then I'd suspect that it was rigged so look at the people who have won so you got Reagan who wins in my in my opinion it was a suspicious Victory it's kind of suspicious right any anytime the poll doesn't match the outcome is suspicious now in the case of trump it was not suspicious because we knew full well that there were secret Trump supporters because they were so they were so vilified that it was obvious they weren't answering the questions to the posters so at least when Trump had the unexpected Victory the reasons were really obvious people would just tell you no I lied to the pollster yeah yeah I did that I lied to the pollster I don't know that that was the case in Reagan's day do you think people lied to the pollster maybe Reagan was I recall under a lot of you know criticism from the mainstream media but uh yeah so then we had uh then George Bush Senior was the head of the CIA under Reagan and then oh surprised the head of the CIA gets elected as the next president oh how about that and then the only reason Clinton won is because he had that weird Ross bro situation that suck suck some votes off otherwise would have gone the other way and then you get uh Bush who suspiciously wins over uh over Gore again it's a little bit suspicious but the son of the CIA head wins and then he starts up some big Wars I mean it's kind of hard to ignore right and then Biden wins and the next thing you know we're funding Wars do you see any correlation there it looks like it looks like whoever is running our whoever is running our elections hypothetically is just making sure that the person who's going to spend the most on the military wins and it doesn't matter what you know about them that's probably the whole decision that's what it feels like I don't have proof of that apparently there's going to be heavy rain in some of the Swing states that might stop things but uh I have a hypothesis that the rain will stop Democrats more than it will stop Republicans what do you think maybe probably the Democrats say the same thing but in Reverse I I say no Republican stops because of rain that's what I say like none zero Democrats I don't know maybe maybe women like rain often so I don't think it'll going to necessarily stop anybody we'll see th this might be the kind of election where the weather doesn't stop anybody because everybody's so incentivized well the most fun TV watching will be MSNBC uh watched some clips this morning and oh my God are they crazy uh you Rachel matow talking about putting musk on a business if Harris wins is so dangerous crazy and and let me be honest I don't say this just uh to be a partisan Rachel madow looks to have a major mental illness and I don't think she should be talking on television whatever that is that she has that needs to be just treated with some kind of compassion but she should not be talking in public and Joy Reed is the same situation like I feel like she so obviously has a mental illness and it's not being made better by her job that that there's something terribly evil going on there now there's some of the people on the show that don't look crazy it looks like they just you know bought into some evil with their employers you know Chris Hayes he doesn't look crazy he doesn't look like he has mental illness so there they have plenty of people who have opinions I don't like who don't look like they have a mental illness but some of their biggest names just seem so obviously mentally ill how do you not see it you all see it right yeah Morning Joe ma Rachel madow Joy Reed are you telling me that you think they're they're mentally okay and like I said there are whole bunch of other hosts who I don't agree with one bit I don't think they're crazy but wow um Vance in his closing argument said uh something like you know uh Republicans aren't G garbage but we're going to take out the trash so then the MSNBC people groaned oh that's too far can you believe can you believe that he's referring to kamla Harris as trash to which I say she's been calling Trump Hiller for years and the supporters white supremacist for years no calling kamla Harris trash is just sort of ordinary political talk if if Vance had said that all of her supporters are trash I would have a problem with Vance as well because that's not cool I happen to know some people that are quite fine people so to speak who who might vote the other way but calling a politician trash when that politician is called you Hiller no that's fair that's totally fair but to watch the MSNBC people groan like oh he's gone too far it's just like weird mental illness theater I just can't stop watching it it's like a car accident so tonight uh I'll I'll be doing some live streaming tonight uh later in the evening and I will definitely be checking in on MSNBC because watching their reactions is just fascinating like I that place I I can't believe it exists then CNN was uh Jake Tapper was trying to make RFK Jr look dumb by because RFK JR says he wants him to remove fluoride from water so who did Jake have on somebody who wanted say that fluoride's perfectly safe do you think it was somebody who maybe gets paid for that opinion I don't know probably I'll tell you what I'm not going to believe is CNN talking to somebody about my health never again I'm never going to believe some reporters who are not scientists talking to some managers some managers not scientists some managers about how everything's safe come on that you know and by the way I don't know about fluoride that I have a curiosity about it in which kind of curious I wonder but uh I don't necessarily think there's something wrong with it I also don't think there's any chance that RFK Jr would ban fluoride from all water without a very very detailed scientific look and and a public conversation about it right he's not you know he says he's going to do it on day one but there would be a conversation well if that's not good enough for you um while you're distracted according to the independent uh chienti Chinese scientists have claimed a breakthrough in designing a real life Death Star energy weapon so China has a Death Star uh apparently the death star weapon is focuses multiple microwave beams on a single Target so they can take out missiles and they can take out GPS satellites and uh I guess it's not yet on a satellite but in theory you could put it on one so it could just go up there and start shooting down everything so maybe who gets elected doesn't matter because the Death Star is coming there's a story in the New York Post about the FBI thwarted some guy's planned attack on a Nashville power grid he was going to use a drone so just some crazy extremist guy and uh so he apparently had a drone and he had a explosive device and he had a plan and um they stopped him so what did they say they they say he's a white supremacist he has white supremacist ideology but yeah I read the entire story about him and I saw nothing about that so was he white supremacist or is it just the day before the election and there has to be a white supremacist somewhere because otherwise it means that Biden has been warning us about white supremacist for four years and they don't exist but isn't that convenient wow right before election day there it is a violent white supremacist that uh I can't see any evidence of him being a white supremacist now obviously he's not a good guy but so yeah that's right on right on point did you hear the story Fox News is reporting about um apparently KL Harris did an interview with a Muslim um influencer an american guy so he's a Muslim guy who interviewed her and I guess they had a deal that if he didn't like how it went he wouldn't release it and he didn't like how it went so he didn't release it one of the things was she was not all the interviewer was not allowed to ask her about um I think it was Gaza you know what the most important question uh so so and he didn't he didn't ask about Gaza but uh apparently they had guided him to talk about the question of people taking their shoes off on flights because then she would do a funny story about taking their shoes off on flights and then we would all relate to it and love her and so and she wouldn't even do that apparently she started talking about seasonings and while she's talking to the Muslim guy I'm not making this up she started into a rant about how bacon is a great seasoner now the Muslims um they're not all bacon eaters I don't know what percentage of Muslims ofo uh ham products um but you don't want to be singing the Praises of bacon on something that's branded as a Muslim podcast and then it got worse she started talking about pizza and her favorite pizza topping guess what it was it wasn't pineapple it was yeah so it was pepperoni it was pepperoni so she she went she went on a Muslim interview and talked about her love of bacon and pepperoni when she was supposed to talk about taking your shoes off on the flight and he couldn't even guide her to talk about that and and she wasn't allowed to talk about politics while she's running for president and it's a tie according to the polls it's a tie all right great well there's a uh some scientists in Johannes Gutenberg University Mains they have some kind of cobalt copper tandem thing that converts carbon dioxide to ethanol so now you can apparently suck the CO2 right out of the air and turn it into fuel or ethanol at least and uh that would be the end of the world because if you had a device that could crave something you could sell for more than the cost of making it and all I had to do is just sit there in your garage and just chug along oh looks like you got another gallon of ethanol to sell um you're not going to be able to stop people from doing it even even if too much CO2 got taken out of the air so like all the Farms started dying you still wouldn't be able to stop people from doing it because they could just have that little device cranking along somewhere where you don't see it just sucking more CO2 out of the air now I don't think it's likely will suck enough out of the air that it hurts the plants but I know you wanted me to say that because you you wanted to say it you wanted to say the plants will die it's plant food so I said it for you all right ladies and gentlemen today will be one of the most important days in American history um I do Buy in fully to the idea that the founders have returned it feels like almost reincarnation it could be that what's going on is that there's a certain spirit that has to that has to return in order to fix things uh and it could be that that Spirit which happened once in 1776 it feels like it's back not the same people but you can almost map the characters in in of the founders you can almost map them to a lot of the people who are in the public now I don't think it's a coincidence that Elon mus RFK Jr tulsey uh Amman me uh noval noval just joined the team are you kidding me so I feel very strongly that the the corrective Spirit you could call it God uh you could call it the simulation you could call it karma you could call it justice you could call it right or wrong but it sure feels like it's coming now I don't want to be too um too optimistic you know CU it's an unpredictable world but I don't feel like it can go any direction except the way we want and I do think that it's possible that Harris will be declared President I do think that the cheat might be found as well and that could reverse it before anybody gets sworn in so I do think that we could get a TW fur or a one for the one for is that you know Trump wins and goes on and the Golden Age happens the twofer would be that Trump ultimately wins but we find out that our system was broken and then we can figure out how to fix it that would be the big win so I'm as interested in catching the cheats if they exist because I haven't seen any that are proven to me that are big enough that would change an election but if they exist I want to find them and I think that uh that the Lara Trump Michael Watley RNC people I feel like they're the right people I feel like the right people are in the right places and they've put the right people in the right places and man are there going to be a lot of complaints so I don't think that we're going to get a result tonight unless the secret Trump vote is way bigger than I thought I was talking to my smartest Democrat friend the other day and he says that there will not be and he knows a lot about polling he's a polling expert as as well um he says that this time there will not be a secret Trump supporter because they've corrected for that so somehow they've corrected for the secret Trump supporter to which I say really how'd you do that because I had to tell them that I've been training Republicans to lied to holsters for nine years so so good luck good luck luck I think the I think Republicans know exactly what to do and and they know how to do it and they know it matters so I think that they're not shy Trump supporters I think they're Trump pranksters that's what I think I think they're Trump pranksters meaning that they do support Trump but the prank is not letting anybody know until it's too late to do anything about it now that's a prank now when you tell me that it's men who are supporting Trump the most prank we love our pranks it's just built into being a guy we love pranks so yes getting making sure the pollsters are embarrassed on Election Day would be the best fun and every man knows that we all know that that would be just the most fun to embarrass the pollsters on Election Day so I think that maybe the shy Trump supporter might be a thing of the past but the Trump prankster well that might be the future so we'll see you again tonight uh you've got a lot of TV watching to do today as do I it's all happening today and uh we'll we'll check in again when some of the votes are counted tonight thanks for uh joining I'm going to talk to the locals people privately for just a minute uh but the rest of you I'll see tonight and maybe tomorrow thanks for joining e e e e e e e e e e e e e
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morning that that looks like the comment
stopped the Technologies didn't work I
got all the dates on my Comics
wrong uh but besides that it's going
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actually see I have no feedback right
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ended that's why I can't see
it so looks like I've given myself
another technical problem which I can
fix very
quickly or maybe not maybe not
today oh my
God oh my God I really can't fix
it what date do I have in the comic
today or what date do I have on on
this can you see a date
let's see there's the pre-show there it
is all right we had a little problem on
locals there it
is all right well I have no idea how
much you've seen of
me but it's working right now here's
your simultaneous
sip well I think it's a good sign for
the election because personally I've
never had so many things go wrong within
a 10-minute
period every part of my production went
wrong in 10 minutes uh all the comics
were wrong just
everything but that is not a harbinger
of things to
come because I'm feeling the luck
today all right let's start with the
little science and then of course will
be talking about the
election today's the 5th right November
5th for those of you who are new to me
if anybody is I have a bizarre mental um
disability and it's it's a pure
disability it's not I'm not joking about
it I can't keep dates
straight
so this morning somebody pointed out
that I had the wrong date on my comic
which is normal you know maybe one and
three times I put the wrong date on
it but attempting to fix it put me into
a mental spin that I couldn't get out of
because I have a mental problem with
dates so uh everything's off right now
but uh let me tell you something that I
got right makes me feel good there's a
new study that found there's H little
evidence to support the validity of what
they call the five love
languages where did you hear that first
who is the first person to tell you that
the Love Languages was pure
that would be me yes you didn't
really need to do a study i' I've been
saying this for years it's obviously
pure um so they could have just
asked me nobody wants to talk about
anything except Trump today so I'll just
zip through this uh Trump's final
messages his closing
argument I would summarize this way
we don't have to live this
way and if you vote for him the golden
age will be
unlocked and that's a pretty darn good
message pretty darn good I like that
he's going to bring us to the Golden Age
I like that he's going to make America
healthy again I like it he's going to
make America great
again now I know a lot of you are filled
with
trepidation and the one thing I like to
tell you is that it's you know you've
heard the saying it's always darkest
before the
dawn we can't tell the difference
between the beginning of great news and
the beginning of bad news we just don't
have that ability but we are on the
verge of
both if Harris wins I consider that very
bad news for me personally as well as
the
country if Trump wins I think the
potential is almost unlimited
Mars is the uh I we're literally looking
at Mars
um but how do you
feel if it makes you feel any better I
feel Trump's going to
win I do feel that the cheat is in I do
feel that there will be attempted cheats
in individual places and I think they'll
get
caught and it might be that it's too big
to cheat anyway
so we could get everything we want which
is Trump as president Harris off of the
stage and
maybe a very good argument that 2020 was
also corrupt because if we catch some
big ones this time it's going to be
really hard to argue that last time it
was clean you know what I
mean now I don't I don't know what the
where the the line is is if they find a
few hundred fake votes that doesn't say
anything about the last election if they
find a few
th000 doesn't really say anything about
the last
election if they
find
20,000 then the the last election was
rigged to especially if they find it in
a place they wouldn't have looked in
2020 then then the story gets a little
clear
but uh today will be a serious mental
illness day in the country um and
certainly whoever loses is going to be
in distress uh we we hope that uh you're
on the winning team and that and that
what you see is nothing but fun but uh
here's a quote from zubie you all know
zubie right do I have to explain who
zubie is or is he now officially famous
enough that I can just use him by one
name and everybody goes oh zuie
I think he's famous enough right if you
don't know he's uh he's one of my
favorite Talent stack people because
he's good at just a whole bunch of
things but one of them is social media
one is music one is
interviews uh um physical fitness he's
just got a whole bunch of skills that he
puts together and here's what he said
this morning imagine still having Trump
derangement syndrome after nine years
lol especially as a man
pathetic pathetic is is a persuasion
term for men I don't know if it works
for a woman it might I just don't know
one way or the other but when a man
hears the word
pathetic used used against him it's
really
powerful because there's you would
rather be you'd rather be a mass
murderer than be pathetic because at
least you did something right you know
so so the male the male wiring is that
being pathetic is the only thing you
can't be you could be a Mongol horde you
could be a you know
criminal you could do all kinds of bad
things but you don't want to be pathetic
yeah it's as bad as it
gets well noal ravikant has weighed in
in a way that I think is the most
clear uh
endorsement and let me let me read it to
you he says I think he said this this
morning or last night leaders come and
leaders go but don't change the rules of
the game censorship censorship is
changing the rules of the game lawfare
is changing the rules of the game
importing voters is changing the rules
of the game time to change the people
who are changing the rules of the
game now is that just the best summary
you've ever heard
yes the country can stay unified if we
play by the same rules and somebody wins
by those rules and somebody loses by
those rules under those conditions we
are a healthy enough country that we can
say damn it I'll get you next time and
then we just do the best we can we're in
a whole different world now the the
Democrats have done the Kobayashi Maru
they're just cheating they're just
changing the the rules whoever wins this
time might be the result of whoever
changed the rules the best because
that's probably what happened last
time
and this warning from
nval um is comes as close as you can get
to an endorsement for
Trump which is phenomenal in and of
itself I mean if you don't know who Nal
is he's not
political and for him to become
political
at at tremendous personal risk is a big
deal it's a big deal there is bravery
popping up all over the
place this is one
example next Joe Rogan has officially
endorsed Trump
today it's
official Joe
Rogan biggest podcaster most successful
probably has a lot to lose
just said it not in naval's in Joe
Rogan's
in Megan
Kelly Megan Kelly attended the Trump
rally in the final day she's fully in
fully endorsing him there's a there's a
beautiful picture of the two of them
just hugging for a selfie that
uh it's just
beautiful and the reason it's important
is that she was famous for the first
debate where she asked the question
about his interaction with women and he
did the only Rosie O'Donnell move which
ultimately ended up in in a you know
affecting her career in a big way
negatively and uh she's
still she's still on this side I mean it
probably took a little while to to
Circle back but that's a big
deal but who's on Harris's side well
Oprah decided to do a Big Show and she
said quote last night she said it is
entirely possible that we will not have
the opportunity to ever cast a ballot
again I think she was also talking about
Trump winning and rounding up the hosts
of MSNBC and some other really batshit
crazy stuff now when I see Oprah who I
consider to be an unusually intelligent
person so if you're going to if you're
going to do do an IQ test and and Oprah
was on the other side of the table good
luck she's very smart I mean she's
proved it for
years but when she talks like this does
she sound like she's
Oprah this doesn't even sound like Oprah
this sounds like some imitation Oprah or
somebody who's being brainwashed or or
blackmailed or something and so I don't
know what the situation is that would
make Oprah go from one of the smart more
useful people in all of America to be
whatever this
is but my best guess is that she's got a
a Dy problem she's probably being
blackmailed it's just a guess it's not
based on any data or information but to
see her act so far and of
character when when Trump was actually
like her friend at one point um suggest
she's under
duress because she had nothing to lose
by a trump in fact she would have made
money probably because she's one of the
rich people she would have done better
on taxes I suppose so for her to be this
strong and this irrationally
crazy it it's almost like she's trying
to signal that she's under dress you
know when the uh when the Black the
people were kidnapped are trying to send
signals when they're sending the
videotape you know the win it's like
she's going so far into Crazy Land that
it's to tell you that she has no choice
that's what it feels like now can I read
her mind no I cannot is it possible that
her thoughts are just compatible with
lots of other women in in the country
yes it
is but it doesn't look like
it what it looks like is she's under
dress now I don't say that about
everybody because there are lots of
people are just team players people have
always been Democrats people are dumb
people you know there are lots of
reasons to support some I don't
support but when somebody who's smart
and productive and successful does this
that just looks bad
crazy I say it's either
brainwashing or duress it's one of those
two
things so Obama decided to uh support uh
Harris I think it was yesterday he went
out and went strong on the fine people
hoax the fine people
hoax after as been the most debunked
hoax in all of the United States the
most famous lie in the United States
it's the big lie and he went out and
said it in public like it was
true now I would like to publicly do a
face
plant I supported Obama at one
point um and I've only been registered
as a Democrat I think for most of my
life and when he ran for president I
thought ah wouldn't it be good to have
some cool
calm obviously very
smart guy who is also black so we could
just get past that and then forever more
we could say see it's not it's not about
color you just have to be you know good
like Obama was and you can be
president but when I see him go out and
do the most destructive hoax in the
history of
America with no qualms at all apparently
just says it like it's true and knows it
isn't I've got to say he's a piece of
uh everything I thought about him
being maybe a good person who you know
not always had the plans that I like the
most but you I thought he was a good
person who meant well he's not a good
person he doesn't mean well he's a piece
of so he is forever dead to me as
an American president that I'll ever
refer to with any respect whatsoever so
I have no respect for the man whatsoever
and I think that he just destroyed all
the Goodwill of being the first black
president so I wanted the first black
president to be successful kind of
matters you know it matters because it's
one of the big things that divides the
country wouldn't it be great if your
first black president even if you didn't
agree with his policies you could say
but at least he was a an honorable
respected man nope he's not honorable I
don't respect him and I think this is a
disgrace to the country and an
embarrassment frankly just frankly an
embarrassment and uh as I've said
jokingly but not uh every day that he's
he doesn't correct himself on the fine
people hoax I'm going to say his wife
has a
I don't think she
does but it's as it's as easy to believe
as to find people HS so we're just going
to call it the same thing your wife has
a Obama and uh maybe you should
clean up your
act Joe Joe Rogan had uh Elon Musk on
yesterday on the show I think that was a
surprise but musk says if K wins uh the
boycuts against X will get stronger and
uh maybe X would go out of
business and then if you turn over to um
MSNBC Rachel madcow is saying that if
Harris
wins that musk should expect to lose all
of his government contracts and be put
in a business because he's too
dangerous this is
real this is real that the most
successful person in the world if you
know certainly the
country is actually going to be taken
out he's actually be taken out they're
going to destroy his businesses they
will destroy the number one free speech
well really the only free speech
platform and even our even our uh
dominance of
space yeah
so this is the scariest thing you've
ever
seen so Elon is saying to vote like your
life depend depends on it because it
does and elon's encouraging men to get
out there because women are apparently
outpacing um and he says you're not done
yet if you haven't driven your friends
to vote if you have voted and you know
somebody who hasn't voted you're not
done you all get that right if there's
anybody you know who's registered to
vote and they haven't voted you're not
done your work is not done you got to
make sure those people vote
drive them don't bribe them that's
illegal
but push them poke them drive them do
what you got to do got to get it done
today uh so here let's look at the uh
let's see if we can pick up any tea
leaves see if we can see if there's
anything in the wind that's telling us
what's coming so the Google CEO this
would be a Sundar pich he sent a UR
companywide email I I read this on Mario
Na's expost uh companywide email
yesterday telling employees that Google
must remain quote a trusted source of
information regardless of election
outcome well first of all that's
hilarious they can't remain a trusted
source of information are you telling me
that the CEO of Google doesn't know that
they're no longer a source of trusted
information
that does he really not know that or is
he just saying this but he does know
that certainly half of the country
believes that they're
Liars that they're just hiding
information for some benefit of from
themselves so no not only do we not
trust the information on Google we think
many of your employees are just
liars see if you can fix
that
but there's more to this story so that
warning that that Google CEO gives to
its own people that warning comes after
a phone call with Trump uh in which the
CEO of Google um personally called him
uh to discuss the search popularity and
uh yeah I guess the I guess he wanted to
make Trump feel comfortable that Google
was not playing any games now nobody
believes they're not playing any games I
don't personally know if they are or
they're
not but everything I see suggests that
they're still playing exactly the same
games as always however so after he
talked to Trump
allegedly uh Trump threatened to
prosecute Google for alleged election
interference did that really
happen did the CEO of Google called
Trump to say everything's fine we're not
we're not biasing it and did Trump say
if you do you're going to
jail did he do that God I hope he did I
mean I want that to be true it sounds
like you know this sounds a little too
too on the nose necessarily to be true
but I so want that to be
true
um but the uh the the source is the
Washington
[Laughter]
Post The Washington Post is the least
Dependable uh Source outside of Google I
guess so you can't believe that that's
true but I'd love to believe
it um and uh allegedly some of the uh
some of the platforms are pulling back
on their finger on the on the scale
we'll see we'll see I don't believe that
the platforms have backed off I think
they may have just gotten more clever
about
it the Georgia Supreme Court ruled I
think it was yesterday that uh ballots
submitted after election day will not be
counted the Daily Caller was
reporting
um so that seems like a big deal doesn't
it
that they won't count ballots that are
after the
deadline now there are more rules
changes lately you've all heard them
right there been been a bunch of court
rulings and decisions about who does
what and who can who can count what
votes where and who's observing and all
that
stuff but doesn't it seem to you that
we've we're already past the point where
voters
decide we're at the point where the only
thing that makes the decision is the
rules so the rules are changing right up
to the day of the election literally the
day of I mean this was yesterday's
decision and the rule changing will
completely determine who wins so if
Georgia had not changed this rule the
day before the election could this have
been the difference between who was
president yes yes and a bunch of other
states are making changes too and there
so everything that's changing
sort of gets back to uh you know nal's
point they're changing the rules they're
changing the game now in this case it's
a change that I like because it's
changing back to where it should have
been
but we don't really have a system where
the voters are
deciding let me explain the
system how was it that I could predict
one year in advance that no matter who
the candidates were that the polls would
be tied today how did I do that how did
I pull off that
Miracle it was easy you just observe the
system is is designed to make sure that
the polls converge at the last minute to
make you feel that there's something
like a real election going on but the
polling is you know to manipulate and
also to cover up any bad behavior I
assume now if your elections are always
going to be razor thin close
then what determines them is the rules
so if somebody's allowed to count some
late votes if somebody's allowed to
include some people who may not be
citizens if somebody's not taking ID if
somebody's not allowing some observers
in one
place those are the things that will
determine who's the president because
everything else is
tied so the the effect of all the rules
changes are now this big and the effect
of the voters is now this big because
we're we're
tied so it's only the rules changes that
are determining who the president is
it's just the lawyers so the lawyers are
basically battling it
out so you hope that the Republican
lawyers had a better year than they did
in 2020
right all right uh here are some more
hints that things might be rigged in
advance uh and by the way apparently the
platforms all allow people to speculate
about rigging now and that used to be
you couldn't do it because if you
speculated that something was rigging
was rigged uh with or without
information uh with or without facts um
you would get demonetized and and
disappeared but apparently they're
allowing it now which is a benefit to
free speech but uh so I'm going to do
that uh I'm going to I'm going to give
you several things you should look for
if a rig has planned right so if there's
going to be rigging it's already
planned and if it's already planned you
might be seeing some signals early what
would those signals look like now I
can't guarantee that there's rigging how
would I know but we can look to see if
there are any signals that you would
expect if there was going to be rigging
so here's what I'd expect I would expect
that on Election Day or right about
election day there would be at least one
major poll showing that Harris will
win you need that right because you
can't have every poll and every betting
Market go one way and then the election
go the other way so if a rig is if a rig
is in the the mix there has to be some
illegitimate player somebody that you
already know is illegitimate so this is
key it has to be somebody that you
already know is
illegitimate and or at least not
credible and they come up with a big oh
Harris is going to win and sure enough
The Economist which is a publication
which is not credible when it comes to
politics let's say uh did a model which
they did some kind of iterative model to
see under what conditions who would win
and they found out that Harris wins most
of the
time now do you think that the model
that they built would pass any kind of
analysis by independent
people
no I doubt it it would be about as
Dependable as the climate models anytime
anybody tells you they have a secret
model that's predicting the
future you should hold your wallet
because somebody's somebody's playing a
scam on you right so right on time
exactly as you would expect if the
election were rigged you would see a
major publication something you've heard
of that sounds important like The
Economist say oh we've got a new model
and our new model shows that really
surprisingly Harris wins okay right on
time now that's not proof that anything
is rigged I'm just saying that you all
agree if they were planning to rig it
they would have to have at least one
illegitimate but legitimate sounding
publication say that Harris is supposed
to
win and they didn't use a poll they used
a
model all right what are we looking at
here
um here's a quote from Joe Rogan the
Great and Powerful Elon Musk if it
wasn't for him we'd be effed he makes
what I think is the most compelling case
for Trump you'll hear
and yes for the record that's an
endorsement of trump so so Joe Rogan is
doing his endorsement today good for you
Joe I appreciate
that yes the economist is the Atlantic
of the Washington Post that is right
Yanks Yanks 28 so what
else um you would also want to see a
contrarian prediction that Harris would
sweep all of the Swing States because
you know the swing States look like
they're going to Trump so you also need
something that doesn't just say the
popular vote you need somebody to come
out and say I think I think she's going
to win all seven swing States and
today uh on CNS David plof the head of
the Harris campaign said she could win
all swing
States that's a interesting thing to say
isn't it she could win all the swing
States when Trump is ahead on all the
swing States
huh how can how can how can they come up
with something like she's going to win
all the states where she's
behind is that possible I think Trump
did because there were the you know shy
Trump voters but how would they explain
it well there's this new thing that I
haven't heard before called late
deciders have you heard of the late
deciders you know the all the the data
coming in about the late
deciders yeah it turns out that the late
deciders are
overwhelmingly in favor of Kam LA haris
but why why would the people who made up
their their mind at the end be
overwhelmingly in in favor of one person
when they were sort of on the fence the
whole time that's the whole point they
went from on the fence to overwhelming
well no we have a reason
people if there were no reason for it
then it wouldn't make sense at all would
it but thank God there's a reason do you
know what the reason is it's because KL
Harris's closing argument was so strong
compared to
Trump's oh come
on literally nobody made their vote
depend on the closing
argument literally nobody but you have
to have that argument for why things
changed magically at the last minute so
we've got the magical bullet argument
that her magical excellent clothes
which was no more capable than all of
her her blabbering idiocy for the entire
campaign but boy did she close strong
and her cloth was so strong that
persuasion alone persuasion alone made
all these late deciders go oh well you
got me now you got me now now that's
exactly what you'd expect to hear if the
rig was
planned they would have to have a
narrative that explains it and there it
is the narrative is she closed strong
she was a better campaigner I guess
those celebrity endorsements really do
work despite all evidence to the
contrary Oprah probably made the
difference oh it's probably the Oprah
fact yeah opr when Oprah endorser that
that may have taken all those people on
the edge pushed him right over no
anybody who hadn't made up their mind
the day before election day isn't going
to be influenced by
Oprah whatever it is that caused them to
be undecided
it wasn't the lack of
Oprah yeah yeah and then there was the
Iowa fake poll I think I can call that
fake because it's just so obviously fake
so the Iowa fake poll gives them cover
that there was at least one poll that
showed she really had come from behind
at that last
minute late deciders and then then you'd
expect David Axelrod and people like him
the you know The Luminaries and the
smart people on the Democrat side to say
stuff like this David oxar said that
Donald Trump is quote not closing
well see so that's the narrative Harris
had this beautiful closing argument with
Oprah but Trump he was just you know
dancing on stage with his customers
um
anyway then if I thought I was looking
for indications that would be
rigging I'd look
for this in the news this sentence quote
we don't know how long it will take to
have a final
result after hundreds of years of
Elections we can't figure out how to get
a result on Election Day as the
technology improves we get
worse now do you think that they would
be telling us we wouldn't have a you
know they'd be warning us oh you're not
going to have a result on Election
Day if it was a fair
election maybe maybe but it's exactly
what you'd expect if it were
rigged now remember all of these are
just circumstantial the the evidence I'm
giving just circumstantial none of these
prove anything's rigged there all
exactly what you'd expect to see if it
was rigged and they're not things that
you've seen often for example the late
deciders I I literally never heard of
that before maybe that's has that been
even mentioned in other campaigns that
there are late
deciders so that one's that one really
sticks out to
me um then then what we'll look forward
is also for the classics you know what
the classics are right so these are the
things that have happened before and
they're going to happen again because
nothing happened the last time they
happened so the
classics some machines are going to
malfunction do you want to bet against
that does anybody want to place a bat
that says all the machines will work or
do you think that there'll be some
important precincts where the machines
malfunction do you think that's going to
happen yes there will be important
places where the machines
malfunction now there's one there's one
report of someplace that happened that
didn't seem that important but look for
a swing state look for at least one
swing state to have some kind of
emergency something with the building
maybe there's a bomb threat you know
maybe a maybe a fire or a water leak and
they just got to shut down that system
and kick out The
Observers the classics
how about this one now this hasn't
happened but I'm expecting it do you do
you think that anybody will report any
suspicious delivery vehicles in which
the drivers refuse to say who they work
for or what's in the
truck do you think that's going to
happen look for suspicious delivery
vehicles these are the classics the
classics now I'm not saying that the
suspicious Vehicles will even
necessarily have any anything to do with
the election but you can guarantee that
there'll be reports of suspicious
vehicles that may or may not have
suspicious ballots in them we'll never
know but that's
coming uh and then how about the Capper
the the the one that tells it
all sometime today you're can to hear a
story about Republican observers being
physically barred from watching
something you know that's happening
right there will be some report now
again the report might be fake and it
might be an unimportant thing that's
being discussed that sounds important
but there will be reports today of
Republicans
um of Republicans being uh barred now I
saw in the comments somebody's worried
that I'm blackpilling you so you don't
vote no you need to vote so that any any
cheating is more obvious the the more
votes Trump gets the more obvious any
cheating will become and if it's too
little it won't be enough so yes the the
more I tell you that it might be a Rigg
the more you have to vote so that just
just to be clear on that this is an
argument to vote vote as hard as you
can Pennsylvania county gives an update
according to just news and you heard
there were these 2500 suspicious voter
registration forms that got flagged in
Lancaster County and so far they've
confirmed that 177% of the forms are
fraudulent well that's exactly what
you'd expect to hear if an election
upcoming were
rigged but Rob Schmidt of Newsmax tells
us that 44 years ago the polls had card
and Reagan neck and neck and Reagan won
4 44
States so the polls haven't been
accurate since at least then but I would
point
out that uh that when Reagan beat Carter
unexpectedly and the poll said otherwise
that was a case where the guy who was
going to build up the most military got
elected over the guy who wanted the
least
military now if you believe that uh the
real power behind the Thrones are always
the the money people and the
military-industrial complex then I would
say 44 years ago we have pretty strong
indication that the election was rigged
by the
CIA because what would give you all the
polls saying it's close and then Reagan
winning in the
landslide cheating yeah I think there's
a pretty good chance that Reagan um
Reagan was a rigged
election if you look but I've I've done
this before but if you look at the
presidents who have
won it's been in different parties
sometimes Republican sometimes not but
the thing they have in common is the
ones who want to spend the most on the
military-industrial complex seem to win
you know
unexpectedly so since I assume that our
own uh Spooks who rig elections in other
countries would be perfectly capable of
doing it in in America if they were so
inclined I would say that the the Reagan
um Landslide over Carter might have been
a rigged
election what do you think do you think
the election was rigged or do you think
the polling all the polling was
wrong I don't know it depends if there
was any polling that was right I suppose
if there were a few polls that people
knew to be accurate and they showed that
uh Carter was going to win
then I'd suspect that it was rigged so
look at the people who have won so you
got
Reagan who wins in my in my opinion it
was a suspicious Victory it's kind of
suspicious right any anytime the poll
doesn't match the outcome is suspicious
now in the case of trump it was not
suspicious because we knew full well
that there were secret Trump supporters
because they were so they were so
vilified that it was obvious they
weren't answering the questions to the
posters so at least when Trump had the
unexpected Victory the reasons were
really obvious people would just tell
you no I lied to the pollster yeah yeah
I did that I lied to the
pollster I don't know that that was the
case in Reagan's day do you think people
lied to the
pollster maybe Reagan was I recall under
a lot of you know criticism from the
mainstream
media but uh yeah so then we had uh then
George Bush Senior was the head of the
CIA under Reagan and then oh surprised
the head of the CIA gets elected as the
next president oh how about that and
then the only reason Clinton won is
because he had that weird Ross bro
situation that suck suck some votes off
otherwise would have gone the other way
and then you get uh Bush who
suspiciously wins over uh over Gore
again it's a little bit suspicious but
the son of the CIA head wins
and then he starts up some big
Wars I
mean it's kind of hard to ignore right
and then Biden
wins and the next thing you know we're
funding
Wars do you see any correlation
there it looks like it looks like
whoever is running our whoever is
running our elections
hypothetically is just making sure that
the person who's going to spend the most
on the military wins and it doesn't
matter what
you know about them that's probably the
whole
decision that's what it feels like I
don't have proof of that apparently
there's going to be heavy rain in some
of the Swing states that might stop
things but uh I have a
hypothesis that the rain will stop
Democrats more than it will stop
Republicans what do you think maybe
probably the Democrats say the same
thing but in Reverse I I say no
Republican stops because of
rain that's what I say like none
zero Democrats I don't know maybe maybe
women like rain often so I don't think
it'll going to necessarily stop anybody
we'll see th this might be the kind of
election where the weather doesn't stop
anybody because everybody's so
incentivized well the most fun TV
watching will be MSNBC uh watched some
clips this morning and oh my God are
they crazy uh you Rachel matow talking
about putting musk on a business if
Harris wins is so dangerous crazy and
and let me be honest I don't say this
just uh to be a
partisan Rachel madow looks to have a
major mental illness and I don't think
she should be talking on television
whatever that is that she has that needs
to be just treated with some kind of
compassion but she should not be talking
in public and Joy Reed is the same
situation like I feel like she so
obviously has a mental illness and it's
not being made better by her job that
that there's something terribly evil
going on there now there's some of the
people on the
show that don't look crazy it looks like
they just you know bought into some evil
with their employers you know Chris
Hayes he doesn't look crazy he doesn't
look like he has mental illness so there
they have plenty of people who have
opinions I don't like who don't look
like they have a mental illness but some
of their biggest names just seem so
obviously mentally
ill how do you not see it you all see it
right yeah Morning
Joe
ma Rachel
madow Joy
Reed are you telling me that you think
they're they're mentally okay
and like I said there are whole bunch of
other hosts who I don't agree with one
bit I don't think they're
crazy but
wow um Vance in his closing argument
said uh something like you know uh
Republicans aren't G garbage but we're
going to take out the trash so then the
MSNBC people groaned oh that's too far
can you believe can you believe that
he's referring to kamla Harris as trash
to which I say she's been calling Trump
Hiller for years and the supporters
white supremacist for
years no calling kamla Harris trash is
just sort of ordinary political talk if
if Vance had said that all of her
supporters are trash I would have a
problem with Vance as well because
that's not cool I happen to know some
people that are quite fine people so to
speak
who who might vote the other way but
calling a politician trash when that
politician is called you Hiller no
that's
fair that's totally fair but to watch
the MSNBC people groan like oh he's gone
too far it's just like weird mental
illness theater I just can't stop
watching it it's like a car accident so
tonight uh I'll I'll be doing some live
streaming tonight uh later in the
evening and I will definitely be
checking in on
MSNBC because watching their reactions
is just fascinating like I that place I
I can't believe it
exists then CNN was uh Jake Tapper was
trying to make RFK Jr look dumb by
because RFK JR says he wants him to
remove fluoride from water so who did
Jake have on somebody who wanted say
that fluoride's perfectly safe do you
think it was somebody who maybe gets
paid for that opinion I don't know
probably I'll tell you what I'm not
going to believe is CNN talking to
somebody about my
health never again I'm never going to
believe some reporters who are not
scientists talking to some managers some
managers not scientists some managers
about how everything's safe
come on that you know and by the way I
don't know about fluoride that I have a
curiosity about it in
which kind of
curious I wonder but uh I don't
necessarily think there's something
wrong with it I also don't think there's
any chance that RFK Jr would ban
fluoride from all water without a very
very detailed scientific look and and a
public conversation about it right he's
not you know he says he's going to do it
on day one but there would be a
conversation well if that's not good
enough for you um while you're
distracted according to the
independent uh chienti Chinese
scientists have claimed a breakthrough
in designing a real life Death Star
energy
weapon
so China has a Death Star
uh apparently the death star weapon is
focuses multiple microwave beams on a
single Target so they can take out
missiles and they can take out GPS
satellites and uh I guess it's not yet
on a satellite but in theory you could
put it on one so it could just go up
there and start shooting down everything
so maybe who gets elected doesn't matter
because the Death Star is
coming there's a story in the New York
Post about the FBI thwarted some guy's
planned attack on a Nashville power grid
he was going to use a drone so just some
crazy extremist guy and uh so he
apparently had a drone and he had a
explosive device and he had a plan and
um they stopped
him
so what did they say they they say he's
a white supremacist he has white
supremacist ideology but yeah I read the
entire story about him and I saw nothing
about
that so was he white supremacist or is
it just the day before the election and
there has to be a white supremacist
somewhere because otherwise it means
that Biden has been warning us about
white supremacist for four years and
they don't exist but isn't that
convenient wow right before election day
there it is a violent white supremacist
that uh I can't see any evidence of him
being a white supremacist
now obviously he's not a good guy
but so yeah that's right on right on
point did you hear the story Fox News is
reporting about um apparently KL Harris
did an interview with a
Muslim um influencer an american guy so
he's a Muslim guy who interviewed her
and I guess they had a deal that if he
didn't like how it went he wouldn't
release it and he didn't like how it
went so he didn't release it one of the
things was she was not all the
interviewer was not allowed to ask her
about um I think it was
Gaza you know what the most important
question uh so so and he didn't he
didn't ask about
Gaza but uh apparently they had guided
him to talk about the question of people
taking their shoes off on flights
because then she would do a funny story
about taking their shoes off on
flights and then we would all relate to
it and love
her and so and she wouldn't even do that
apparently she started talking about
seasonings and while she's talking to
the Muslim guy I'm not making this up
she started into a rant about how bacon
is a great
seasoner now the
Muslims um they're not all bacon
eaters I don't know what percentage of
Muslims ofo
uh ham products um but you don't want to
be singing the Praises of
bacon on something that's branded as a
Muslim
podcast and then it got
worse she started talking about
pizza and her favorite pizza
topping guess what it
was it wasn't pineapple
it was
yeah
so it was
pepperoni it was
pepperoni so she she went she went on a
Muslim interview and talked
about her love of bacon and
pepperoni when she was supposed to talk
about taking your shoes off on the
flight and he couldn't even guide her to
talk about that and and she wasn't
allowed to talk about politics while
she's running for
president and it's a tie according to
the polls it's a
tie all right
great well there's a uh some scientists
in Johannes Gutenberg University Mains
they have some kind of cobalt copper
tandem thing that converts carbon
dioxide to
ethanol so now you can apparently suck
the CO2 right out of the air and turn it
into fuel or ethanol at least and uh
that would be the end of the
world because if you had a device that
could crave something you could sell
for more than the cost of making it and
all I had to do is just sit there in
your garage and just chug
along oh looks like you got another
gallon of ethanol to sell
um you're not going to be able to stop
people from doing
it even even if too much CO2 got taken
out of the air so like all the Farms
started dying you still wouldn't be able
to stop people from doing it because
they could just have that little device
cranking along somewhere where you don't
see it just sucking more CO2 out of the
air now I don't
think it's likely will suck enough out
of the air that it hurts the plants but
I know you wanted me to say that because
you you wanted to say it you wanted to
say the plants will die it's plant food
so I said it for
you all right ladies and
gentlemen today will be one of the most
important days in American
history um I do Buy in fully to the idea
that the founders have returned it feels
like almost
reincarnation it could
be that what's going on is that there's
a certain spirit that has to that has to
return in order to fix
things uh and it could be that that
Spirit which happened once in
1776 it feels like it's
back not the same people but you can
almost map the characters in in of the
founders you can almost map them to a
lot of the people who are in the public
now I don't think it's a coincidence
that Elon mus RFK Jr tulsey uh
Amman
me uh
noval noval just joined the team are you
kidding
me so I feel very strongly that the the
corrective
Spirit you could call it
God uh you could call it the simulation
you could call it
karma you could call it
justice you could call
it right or
wrong but it sure feels like it's
coming now I don't want to be
too um too
optimistic you know CU it's an
unpredictable world but I don't
feel like it can go any direction except
the way we want
and I do think that it's possible that
Harris will be declared
President I do think that the cheat
might be found as
well and that could reverse it before
anybody gets sworn in so I do think that
we could get a TW fur or a one for the
one for is that you know Trump wins and
goes on and the Golden Age happens the
twofer would be that Trump ultimately
wins
but we find out that our system was
broken and then we can figure out how to
fix it that would be the big win so I'm
as interested in catching the cheats if
they
exist because I haven't seen any that
are proven to me that are big enough
that would change an election but if
they
exist I want to find
them and I think that uh that the Lara
Trump Michael Watley RNC people I feel
like they're the right people I feel
like the right people are in the right
places and they've put the right people
in the right places and man are there
going to be a lot of complaints so I
don't think that we're going to get a
result
tonight unless the secret Trump vote is
way bigger than I thought I was talking
to my smartest Democrat friend the other
day and he says that there will not be
and he knows a lot about polling he's a
polling expert as as well um he says
that this time there will not be a
secret Trump supporter because they've
corrected for that so somehow they've
corrected for the secret Trump
supporter to which I
say
really how'd you do
that because I had to tell them that
I've been training Republicans to lied
to holsters for nine years so so good
luck good luck luck I think the I think
Republicans know exactly what to do and
and they know how to do it and they know
it
matters so I think that they're not shy
Trump
supporters I think they're Trump
pranksters that's what I think I think
they're Trump pranksters meaning that
they do support Trump but the prank is
not letting anybody know until it's too
late to do anything about it now that's
a prank
now when you tell me that it's men who
are supporting Trump the
most prank we love our pranks it's just
built into being a guy we love
pranks so yes getting making sure the
pollsters are embarrassed on Election
Day would be the best fun and every man
knows that we all know that that would
be just the most fun to embarrass the
pollsters on Election Day so I think
that maybe the shy Trump
supporter might be a thing of the past
but the Trump
prankster well that might be the
future so we'll see you again tonight uh
you've got a lot of TV watching to do
today as do I it's all happening today
and uh we'll we'll check in again when
some of the votes are counted tonight
thanks for uh joining I'm going to talk
to the locals people privately for just
a minute uh but the rest of you I'll see
tonight and maybe tomorrow thanks for
joining
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