brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. So join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day and the simultaneous sip.

God, everything's wrong this morning. That looks like the comments stopped. The technology didn't work. I got all the dates on my comics wrong, but besides that, it's going great.

Yeah, it looks like I don't think this is working at all actually. See, I have no feedback right now. So let's see if any comments are coming in. Any coms. Seems to be a problem with the comments unless they're coming in at the top. Huh. No, that's a live stream that ended. That's why I can't see it.

So it looks like I've given myself another technical problem, which I can fix very quickly. Or maybe not. Maybe not today. Oh my God. Oh my God. I really can't fix it.

What date do I have in the comic today? Or what date do I have on this? Can you see a date? Let's see. There's the pre-show. There it is.

All right. We had a little problem on Locals. There it is.

All right. Well, I have no idea how much you've seen of me, but it's working right now.

Here's your simultaneous sip.

Well, I think it's a good sign for the election because personally I've never had so many things go wrong within a 10-minute period. Every part of my production went wrong in 10 minutes. All the comics were wrong. Just everything. But that is not a harbinger of things to come because I'm feeling the luck today.

All right, let's start with a little science and then of course we'll be talking about the election.

Today's the 5th, right? November 5th. For those of you who are new to me, if anybody is, I have a bizarre mental