not all bacon eaters. I don't know what percentage of Muslims eat ham products. But you don't want to be singing the praises of bacon on something that's branded as a Muslim podcast.

And then it got worse. She started talking about pizza and her favorite pizza topping. Guess what it was? It wasn't pineapple. It was pepperoni. So she went on a Muslim interview and talked about her love of bacon and pepperoni when she was supposed to talk about taking your shoes off on the flight. And he couldn't even guide her to talk about that. And she wasn't allowed to talk about politics while she's running for president. And it's a tie according to the polls. It's a tie.

All right, great.

Well, there's some scientists in Johannes Gutenberg University Mainz. They have some kind of cobalt copper tandem thing that converts carbon dioxide to ethanol. So now you can apparently suck the CO2 right out of the air and turn it into fuel or ethanol at least.

And that would be the end of the world because if you had a device that could create something you could sell for more than the cost of making it and all it had to do is just sit there in your garage and just chug along. Oh, looks like you got another gallon of ethanol to sell. You're not going to be able to stop people from doing it even if too much CO2 got taken out of the air so like all the plants started dying. You still wouldn't be able to stop people from doing it because they could just have that little device cranking along somewhere where you don't see it just sucking more CO2 out of the air.

Now, I don't think it's likely we'll suck enough out of the air that it hurts the plants. But I know you wanted me to say that because you wanted to say it. You wanted to say the plants will die. It's plant food. So I said it for you.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, today will be one of the most important days in American history. I do buy in fully to the idea that the founders have returned. It feels like almost reincarnation. It could be that what's going on is that there's a certain spirit that has to return in order to fix things. And it could be that that spirit which happened once in 1776, it feels like it's back. Not the same people, but you can almost map the characters of the founders. You can almost map them to a lot of the people who are in the public now.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Elon Musk, RFK Jr., Tulsi, Vivek, Elon, Naval just joined the team. Are you kidding me?

So I feel very strongly that the corrective spirit, you could call it God, you could call it the simulation, you could call it karma, you could call it justice, you could call it right or wrong, but it sure feels like it's coming.

Now, I don't want to be too optimistic, you know, because it's an unpredictable world. But I don't feel like it can go any direction except the way we want. And I do think that it's possible that Harris will be declared president. I do think that the cheat might be found as well and that could reverse it before anybody gets sworn in.

So I do think that we could get a twofer. Or a onefer. The onefer is that Trump wins and goes on and the golden age happens. The twofer would be that Trump ultimately wins but we find out that our system was broken and then we can figure out how to fix it. That would be the big win.

So I'm as interested in catching the cheats if they exist because I haven't seen any that are proven to me that are big enough that would change an election. But if they exist, I want to find them. And I think that Lara Trump, Michael Whatley, RNC people, I feel like they're the right people. I feel like the right people are in the right places and they've put the right people in the right places. And man, are there going to be a lot of complaints.

So I don't think that we're going to get a result tonight unless the secret Trump vote is way bigger than I thought. I was talking to my smartest Democrat friend the other day and he says that there will not be, and he knows a lot about polling. He's a polling expert as well. He says that this time there will not be a secret Trump supporter because they've corrected for that.

So somehow they've corrected for the secret Trump supporter. To which I say, really? How'd you do that? Because I had to tell them that I've been training Republicans to lie to pollsters for nine years. So good luck. Good luck.

I think the Republicans know exactly what to do and they know how to do it and they know it matters. S