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how about we just say thank you? How about we just say thank you? If there's any other Democrats who want to say something that's obviously true, I'm here for it. And I'm happy to say bygones are bygones. And if you were wrong before or you're playing for a team before but now you see things a little differently, I'm here for you. So unity, I think a little bit of at least being open to unity is a…
← Previous segment →it doesn't sound so bad because the words actually come out sounding like regular sentences and stuff. But if you look at the face, the face is just distorted with some kind of weird mental illness or lying or something. It just doesn't look right. And I'm not saying this is every Democrat has a weird liar face. But there's so many of them that do that it's weird. You don't see that on the Republicans at all. Like who has an Adam Schiff face? Who's a Republican? Or Elizabeth Warren distorted mentally ill face. Now you notice there are plenty of Democrats I don't say that about. I've seen Al Franken for example on TV. He doesn't seem to have a weird distorted face. He's just someone who might disagree with me politically. Doesn't appear to be crazy at all. Not even a little bit. I just disagree with him. But they have so many people that MSNBC platforms that you turn off the sound and you just go, oh, I wouldn't hire you to work at McDonald's or the FBI. So that's happening.
Anyway, today is Friday I'm told. So this is the day that the weekend starts. That is an hour of the finest entertainment you've ever had. But I want to see in the comments how many of you watch The Morning Show because it makes you feel less lonely. Like some of you are watching for the content I hope, but how many of you just feel like because it's sort of interactive and it's live it just feels like there's somebody in your house right now, me, and that there are a bunch of other people who are observers? Yeah, in the comments there are more people on Locals who are there to be less lonely. So let me make this pitch to those of you who are feeling lonely who are not on Locals. So Locals is a subscription service, seven bucks a month, but you could get a discount if you do a year in advance. And it's got the Dilbert comic and the Dilbert calendar comic and the robots read nudes comic which is naughty and then a bunch of political stuff and memes that you might find too much for you. So there's low censorship on Locals. So for some of you that won't work. You'll be seeing stuff you don't want to see. I'll be honest about that. But if you don't care about that or you find it fun, I find the memes, the more inappropriate they are the funnier they are to me. So on Locals we embrace the inappropriate as inappropriate. So we're not, I don't have to judge it. I just laugh at it. It's like oh that's so inappropriate but that doesn't mean you need to get canceled for saying it. If it's funny it's funny. If you didn't want to see things like that you would not be on Locals and so you wouldn't have to be exposed to it.
So I'm going to put out this offer to you. If you're not on Locals and you're having a problem with loneliness, I did not plan it this way but you know how products evolve on their own. Apparently the biggest benefit people get is that they're meeting the other people online. They have relationships. In the morning when I do the pre-show before I do the regular show I just do a handheld phone situation as I'm getting ready for the show, petting my dog and doing some fun stuff. Mostly they just don't even pay attention to me. It's just all the people checking in with their favorite people that they see every morning, same ones every morning. So there are about 500 people check in in the morning who all got to know each other. And I think they would all say that it makes them feel less lonely. It should. So loneliness is a gigantic problem. I can't solve it completely but if you want a digital friend and you want 500 extra digital friends or over 11,000 people on Locals subscription for just my community. So there's plenty of people there. They're not all there for the same reason. Some of them are there just to see the comments, see the memes. But a whole bunch of them are just there because they live alone and often they're a certain age and we make that okay.
So I do an evening program almost every night around dinner time California time. And that one is the one where the lonely are most served because it's more intimate and we don't worry about the news. We just hang out and I love it. So for me it's the same, has the same benefit. So I'm never lonely because I spend time with hundreds of people two hours every day and it helps.
All right, the Dilbert calendar is available too for 2025. You can only get it at the link at Dilbert.com. It's not on Amazon. It's not in the stores. It will only be at that link that you can find at Dilbert.com. And that's all I got for now. I'm going to talk to the Locals people privately and the rest of you I will see you tomorrow, same time, same place. Thanks on X and YouTube and Rumble. It's been great to see you. Bye for now. Have a great weekend.