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ou. Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, probably the best day you'll ever have in your life. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tanker, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite li…