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Back to episode — Episode 2679 CWSA 12/04/24

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Well, stocks are a little bit flat, a little bit up. Not bad. We'll take it. It's the Golden Age. Let's see, we've got nine people on YouTube and 223 on Rumble. That's a way to rumble. All right, let me get my comments up here and then we've got a show to do. Comments coming. Perfecto. Good morning, everybody, a

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nd welcome to the highlight of human civilization. But if you'd like to take this experience, which is already wildly amazing, up to levels that nobody can even understand with tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Whoa. Well, I can't begin to tell you how distracting the memes we

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re when I was doing that. You can keep doing distracting memes when I do the sip, but some of them were extra distracting today. What's happening with Hawk Newsome? He's leading the murderer chants against Perry. Of course he is. A piece of shit. Of course he is. Woke knew him. I once thought he had potential to be a pos

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