Well, there you are. It's about time you got here. You know what's coming? A show. Yeah, that's right, a show, and we're almost ready. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein or a jar or a flask or a vial of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid—I like coffee—and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,