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Well, there you are. It's about time you got here. You know what's coming? A show. Yeah, that's right, a show, and we're almost ready. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human…
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By the way, for those of you who have not figured it out, this isn't really the show that you watch to get the most accurate news reports, although we try our best. This is the live stream you watch because you like having a secret friend. So I'm like your friend who you don't have much to say to, but your friend is very talkative, so you just
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sort of let them run on while you're getting about your business. So that's what I am. I'm your invisible secret friend. Yeah, just for you. Now let's talk about some things. Would you be surprised that there's some new science about coffee that's good for you? Yes. In Parade Magazine, in case you wonder, it does hydrate you. So some people say don't drink coffee because you'll pee too much and y…
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