y become rational because Trump's going into office? They're clearly not. They're not afraid of dying and the captives give them a little bit of leverage. So why would they? I can't see any reason that they would do it now. I think that they'll keep the hostages and then when Trump comes in he's going to say all right you had a chance but I'll give you one more chance now that I'm actually in office. You know you've got a few days. I want the hostages all back and we're not negotiating for it. You just give them all back. Now that probably won't happen and then Trump will have to figure out how to respond. And I feel sorry for Gaza because if the hostages don't come back there will never be a life there. And I don't think they're coming back. So I think Gaza is just permanently out of business. There's no such thing as Gaza is going to rebuild and they're all going to go live there happily. I think it's just Israel's territory and the cost of that unfortunately is going to be these hostages. As long as the hostages are held yeah it's hard to criticize Israel for anything people do but I wouldn't.

Meanwhile the New York Post is reporting that there's a woman who was born with two vaginas that are fully functional and even possibly capable of both of them getting pregnant. So she has two vaginas. She's a grown woman and she says it's been a very difficult dating because as soon as she tells her date that she has two vaginas more often than not they get an idea. Hey two of them you say two of them. I'm just going to spitball here a little brainstorming something that I have never done before but I've got a buddy. And then she has to shut him down right away. No you can stop there. I know you have a male friend. Stop. Nope nope nope stop stop. And I was thinking to myself she could never date a professional humorist such as myself. I wouldn't be able to think of anything else. If you put me in that situation where I'm dating the woman with two vaginas I'm going to think of a lot of puns and they're not going to be appreciated. So I'm sure she has a sense of humor but you know there are also men, this is rare but some men are born with two penises. I've got two words to describe a situation of the woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises. Soulmates. Soulmates. Is that one word or two? I guess that's one word. Soulmates. Well I wish her luck. And the funniest comment I saw in this was from one of the local subscribers who said and I quote did she save one for after marriage. Slow clap. Very good.

All right we don't mean to make fun of this woman b