We're going to have a show. I think. Let me get your comments working here. Perfect. Perfecto.

Well, if you're listening to this and not viewing it, you don't know that there's a Dilbert comic that's up on the screen. I hope you see it. Dilbert is training his Elbonian replacement, and the boss says to Dilbert, "Good news. After you train your Elbonian replacement, I'll be reducing payroll expenses while being more diverse. It's a twofer." And Dilbert says, "Will you be treating him like a slave?" And the boss says, "Oh, right. It's a threefer." So always, always up on the current trends.

All right, let's see if I can change that screen back to me. There we go. How good-looking I am. Well, you may wonder if I drink enough coffee, will it cause a reduction in my OCD? Well, yes, it will. All right, let's make this official.

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