That's a terrible tattoo, man. Did you just disappear when I tapped my papers? Did the picture just disappear? Because it threw me out of the app. How could everything go wrong? How is that even possible? All I did was this. I won't do it again, and it turned off the app. This is so beyond possible. I mean, we're into some statistically impossible situation here. It can't be that all the apps died at the same time. They couldn't all be broken at once, could they? I know there's a massive incompetence problem, but that's pretty impressive.

Anyway, if you'd like to take your experience today up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brain, none of it makes sense today, does it? Like, the preamble doesn't make any sense because the starting assumption is that things went right, so the preamble doesn't make sense. Let's just surrender, shall we? Let's surrender to the fact that everything's just going to go wrong today. Just