ay. But I'm like, so I go back to DoorDash. I go, all right, and I try to order bananas and then something went wrong because my brain wasn't working again. But I successfully put in the order and I have to wait a few hours. I'm like, oh, if only that banana would come, everything would start getting better. If I could get the banana. I just need one banana. That's all I need.

Finally DoorDash comes. He delivers my bananas, except apparently I had somehow ordered one banana. That's right. Now I know the difference between a bunch and a single banana, and I was pretty sure I hit the bunch, but apparently I hit the single banana. So I got one banana, which would have been enough except it was green. So that's like no banana.

So I said, damn it, I am not going to be beaten. So I suffer through trying to figure out how to order properly again. Second DoorDash right after the first one. And finally I'm happy to report that after all that banana business I finally got a nice bunch of bananas. They were all green, so I still had no bananas. So that was my third attempted banana delivery, all failures. But I had some other fruit that was along with it. Got back in it.

So I thought to myself, if I could just wait this out like the other time that one of my legs was in screaming pain and I had flu-like symptoms, you know, I knew I waited it out. It's just really painful. Just wait it out and then I went to sleep. Sleep through one of my many naps, probably 10 naps that day. And I woke up and I had reinjured my other leg. That's right. Now I had two legs that gave me screaming pain anytime I tried to walk. Basically totally disabled. Couldn't stand up, couldn't walk. Ow. So it just got worse anyway. But at least I could look at my screens and entertain myself. No, there's something about the weird flu thing that makes it impossible to look at a screen. Like I tried, but every time I did it's like, oh, headache. Oh. So it was about the worst two days you could ever have. But I'm back. I can barely walk, but it'll be fine. We're 80% better.

Let's talk about Ben and Jerry's. Ben and Jerry, who are no longer directly associated with Ben and Jerry's, it's owned by Unilever I believe, but Ben and Jerry themselves have gone full woke and maybe the company too. So they just dropped a DEI-themed ad declaring they'll never stop fighting to dismantle white supremacy and end the climate crisis.

Now are you all having this Trump time distortion thing that I am, where it seems like Trump must have been presiden