Technical difficulties today, so I'm just streaming on my phone until the battery runs out. I've got my laptop open, so I'm doing a higher-quality feed at the same time on Locals. If you go to ScottAdams.locals.com, you can watch it there if you like that concept.

All right, what time is it? Oh, I guess it's time for a show. Hold on. I just assumed that nothing was going to go right this morning. That's how it was looking so far. I can't see the comments of anybody but Locals right now, but feel free to comment away. Got 1,500 people on X. Excellent. How many do we have on Locals? Six hundred sixty-eight. Good. All right.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you want to take this up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a chalice or a stein, a canteen, a jug, or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

And yes, it's going to happen right now. Right now.

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