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There they are. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, Valentine's Day edition. I don't think you get any better than this. But if you want to try, you can take this experience up to possibly levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brain. And for that, all you need is a cup or a mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, and a sentient jug…