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Back to episode — Episode 2750 CWSA 02/14/25

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I guess it's just about time for the show. You are so punctual. Good work on that. The stock market's up a little bit. Tesla's down, Nvidia's up. Now let's get our comments going. As soon as we've got comments, we've got a show.

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, Valentine's Day edition. I don't think you get any better than this. But if you want to try, you can take this experience up to possibly levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brain. And for that, all you need is a cup or a mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, and a sentient jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, t

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he thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. That's right. Go. Oh, that's so good. So good. All right, people, let's see what's in the news today besides Valentine's Day. Everybody got big plans for Valentine's Day? Yeah, me neither. You know, it's not optimal to not be in a relationship, but at the same time it does save a lot of effort on Valentine's Day. It's hard t…

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