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Come on in. We're almost ready for the show. You deserve it. Well, I think you deserve it. Do you? Yeah, yeah, I think you do. You've been good. All right, let's check the stocks. Uh, well, not so good. All right, forget about that. There'll be better later. But I got to call up my comments here, make sure everybody's on board. There we go. Boy, there's a lot of news today
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. You've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug, a glass or a tankard, a stein, a can, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And
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join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Yes. Exactly. Go. Fully recharged. I'm working at full strength today. We got news. We're going to pound right through it. You ready for this? Happy Friday, by the way. Let's see. Is there any new science that they could hav…
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