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join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Yes. Exactly. Go. Fully recharged. I'm working at full strength today. We got news. We're going to pound right through it. You ready for this? Happy Friday, by the way. Let's see. Is there any new science that they could hav…

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y in general, everything else in your life looks better. How many of you didn't know that? Was there anybody who thought, you know, if I were depressed but I got a better job, I'll bet that would cheer me up? No, doesn't work that way. If you're happy, then even your crap job seems pretty good to you. And if you're unhappy, it doesn't matter how good your job is. You're still going to be unhappy. So just ask me next time. I could have cleared that up, saved you a lot of money.

Well, according to Marine Insight publication over in Germany, there's this revolutionary new wastewater processing plant. It's a wastewater processing plant. And what's revolutionary is that they can convert the wastewater into methanol, which I guess is kind of climate neutral, and you can use that for marine fuels. Now, I wonder if there's anybody who works on t

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he wastewater project that would tell us that we live in a simulation. Let's see. The wastewater is being explained by Dr. Whizzing. So Dr. Whizzing can tell you about the wastewater. Apparently Dr. Pooping was not available. He's the number two. Yep, Dr. Whizzing for wastewater. Okay, okay. All right, all right. Judge me. You can judge me on that one. This you knew was coming. Next Defense is re…

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