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Back to episode — Episode 2819 CWSA 04/24/25

The stock market is up at the moment. Things could change quickly. You never know. I didn't think it would be up today. I thought that after that big rise yesterday it would be crashing back to Earth a little bit. Maybe it will later. We'll see.

My comments will be coming online. Come on. Technology is a little slow today. You can do it. All right, we'll get to that later, I guess.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd

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like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called…

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